Exclusive The official Lamarcus Aldridge free agency thread

[SlyPokerDog]

Breaking news: LaMarcus Aldridge takes so many team lunches and dinners he balloons up 400 pounds, flunks Spurs physical, asks to come back to Blazers.

 

[0-Our!]

Breaking news: LaMarcus Aldridge takes so many team lunches and dinners he balloons up 400 pounds, flunks Spurs physical, asks to come back to Blazers.

@ this point, he'll probably still not wanna play center BUT... @ least he can look like TWO centers! It'd b like we've got SIX guys on the court every time he's in!

 

[Wizard Mentor]

@ this point, he'll probably still not wanna play center BUT... @ least he can look like TWO centers! It'd b like we've got SIX guys on the court every time he's in!

a 1-man double team!

 

[riverman]

His real hero is probably Oliver Miller...most graceful fat man to ever play the game

 

[0-Our!]

a 1-man double team!

IF he ate even more... & got up to 600+... he could become the 1-man TRIPLE threat! !

 

[Chris Craig]

How many steaks can he eat?

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

IF he ate even more... & got up to 600+... he could become the 1-man TRIPLE threat! !

Clogging not only lanes but arteries and toilets.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

His real hero is probably Oliver Miller...most graceful fat man to ever play the game

There where time when Shawn Kemp was a very happy fat man when he played for the Blazers, he was high on coke but he was still very happy.

 

[0-Our!]

His real hero is probably Oliver Miller...most graceful fat man to ever play the game

IF all this eating was his real M.O., his hero would b a sandwich AND he'd idolize Miller too!

 

[Natebishop3]

There where time when Shawn Kemp was a very happy fat man when he played for the Blazers, he was high on coke but he was still very happy.

Coke heads aren't supposed to be fat. How did kemp manage that?


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[riverman]

He can't answer stupid questions with a mouthful of food...it's a good strategy

 

[riverman]

Coke heads aren't supposed to be fat. How did kemp manage that?


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diet coke

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Coke heads aren't supposed to be fat. How did kemp manage that?


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He snorted cocaine and Coca Cola. A true coke addict.

 

[BBert]

I don't like Dame going to see LMA. It was reported on the "best of days" they were distant. Bad days, "straight cold to each other" LA has resented Dame from the beginning, but dame is much more marketable. Puts his face out there, not to mention is putting up great numbers 3 years in. I see this hurting us than doing good. But, those who say they're not close could be completely wrong.

Perfect opportunity for Dame to extend an olive branch, show some love, and take a chance on developing that relationship that Aldridge should have instigated day one.

 

[riverman]

He snorted cocaine and Coca Cola. A true coke addict.

Making all those babies burned some calories off, I'm sure

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Making all those babies burned some calories off, I'm sure

pics or it didn't happen...

 

[Sedatedfork]

Kemp's sperm >>> Michael Phelps

 

[illmatic99]

Wtf still dining with Riley??

Where's Dame?

 

[Chrionex]

How long is this flight? I'm so glad I started drinking.

 

[magnifier661]

How long is this flight? I'm so glad I started drinking.

I don't know when he left, but the flights from Paris are usually 11 hours traveling west

 

[Darkwebs]

Wtf still dining with Riley??

Where's Dame?

My guess is Riley's men has Dame tied to a chair in a back room.

 

[DaLincolnJones]

My guess is Riley's men has Dame tied to a chair in a back room.

as much as he hates the limelight..that may very well be the only way he would remain in LA lol

 

[goblazers]

 

[Chrionex]

I don't know when he left, but the flights from Paris are usually 11 hours traveling west

Damn. I was hoping he was already back on the west coast.

 

[magnifier661]

Damn. I was hoping he was already back on the west coast.

I've traveled to Paris twice and it's faster going east than west. I live in L.A. So I suppose Dame will go to LAX

 

[illmatic99]

I've traveled to Paris twice and it's faster going east than west. I live in L.A. So I suppose Dame will go to LAX

How do we know he's flying from Paris? Figured he came back from his trip earlier this week

 

[Scalma]

Dame will wait until aldridge decides then kick the door down right as he's about to shake hands

 

[magnifier661]

How do we know he's flying from Paris? Figured he came back from his trip earlier this week

Good point!

 

[Chrionex]

Maybe he left Paris yesterdayish?

 

[ThugginPaulyGAllen]

Who is this guy?

This makes no sense.

No point in meeting with lamarcus...then he says 'if he' lands...okay