The OFFICIAL Phoenix shit-talking thread

[chris_in_pdx]

You suck, Suns! YEAH!!! And your city is... HOT!!! Unbearibly hot!! HAHAHAHAH

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

YOU DON'T HAVE A REAL DOWNTOWN!

 

[KingSpeed]

We're gonna sweep em.

 

[Eastoff]

You pick up our nice guy fluffy spares.

 

[PHXBlazer1]

I'm movin out of that shithole...but I'm flyin down from PDX on Friday to do so. Gonna try and score some tix for GAME 1!!!!

 

[illmatic99]

LOL. They think they're gonna steam roll us.

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1003294

 

[Eastoff]

SEBASTIAN!?! IS THAT YOU SAYING SUNS IN 6?! SHAME ON YOU!

 

[Eastoff]

It is official, game 1 we need to send Li'l Bit in there to put the hurt on Amare.

 

[KingSpeed]

http://boards.espn.go.com/boards/mb/mb?sport=nba&id=pho

 

[illmatic99]

[video=youtube;_wtY6kLnRKE]

 

[alex42083]

 

[KingSpeed]

Bad argument. We don't have Blake anymore.

 

[illmatic99]

Fuck that. Blake was just hitting open shots. Others on our team can do that.

 

[The Other Guys]

http://boards.espn.go.com/boards/mb/mb?sport=nba&id=pho

Go Blazer Hippie!

http://boards.espn.go.com/boards/mb/mb?sport=nba&id=pho&tid=6728738&lid=3

 

[The Sebastian Express]

SEBASTIAN!?! IS THAT YOU SAYING SUNS IN 6?! SHAME ON YOU!

I expect the worst, hope for the best, and do nothing at all to tempt the karma gods in an attempt to get good karma.

 

[illmatic99]

One thing we can easily see in that video is how pathetic Phoenix's defense is.

 

[HailBlazers]

YOUR RUNNING OUT OF WATER!

 

[BGrantFan]

Miller. LA. Batum. Roy (if you play). Bayless.

ATTACK THE FUCKING BASKET ON THESE SOFT PANSIES.

Don't get caught up in a jump shooting game when they make 3 or 4 three-pointers in a row to extend a small lead.

 

[Eastoff]

Miller. LA. Batum. Roy (if you play). Bayless.

ATTACK THE FUCKING BASKET ON THESE SOFT PANSIES.

Don't get caught up in a jump shooting game when they make 3 or 4 three-pointers in a row to extend a small lead.

I think more important is for camby/batum/ and yes webster to shut them the fuck down

 

[PHXBlazer1]

http://arizona-sucks.com/


Gotta give credit to FezHammersticks for posting this a week or two ago in the OT forum. But having lived there for the past 8.5 years I laughed a lot reading it. Truth!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

PHOENIX = BIG DESERT SHITHOLE WITH TRACK HOUSING, EMPTY MINI-MALLS AND THE NEW DRUG ROUTE FOR MEXICAN CARTELS

PORTLAND = NATIONALLY RENOWNED RESTAURANTS AND FOCUS ON PRODUCE, MICRO-BREWS THAT KICK THE SHIT OUT OF DESERT PISS, AND A SUSTAINABLE CULTURE INSTEAD OF ONE OWNED BY BIG CORPORATIONS

DEAL.

 

[BGrantFan]

I think more important is for camby/batum/ and yes webster to shut them the fuck down

Sure, but they're still going to go on runs. They always do. The key is to not get caught up in that type of game.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

YOUR SENATOR LOST HIPPIES.

 

[Blazer_Hippie]

YOUR SENATOR LOST HIPPIES.

What happened to my senator???

 

[Natebishop3]

Might as well call this the woofing thread......

 

[Eastoff]

Might as well call this the woofing thread......

Might as well call this the Santa Claus and Easter Bunny thread, because it's all in your head

 

[bluefrog]

Your city is full of retirees and rednecks and you have no culture!

 

[KingSpeed]

Phoenix can suck my dick. They're going down. I kinda feel sorry for them. They are gonna be us last year. A hot team who has run into the wrong matchup. We held them to 12 ppg less than their average this season. They're completely screwed. I expect us to win this in 6 games tops. Wouldn't be surprised at all if we finished them in 5.

 

[Minstrel]

Your coffee scene is mediocre at best compared to Portland and even the football Cardinals no longer want to associate their team with your city.

But I think it will be a good series between our basketball clubs.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Anyone know where I can find a big version of the Suns logo with "GAY" instead of "PHX"?
I tried using Google image search but couldnt find it... but did see some very disturbing pictures. yuck!