The "Official" The HCP Crushing All Rookies Thread

[THE HCP]

*edited: Please stop with the insults. Thanks.*

It seems that as soon as a good hazing get's going, the thread is either locked or somebody steers us off course back to the actual topic of the thread. So this angers me and I'm wondering if the powers that be, aka the Lord of The Nerds Sly might be willing to create a master thread where all hazing can take place in a calm and cool manner. A "Safe Place" if you will, where those who aren't as accomplished as myself or less knowledgable could have one place to stand their ground against a forum legend.

All those in favor, put down your joystick or D&D dice and raise your hand......... FAMS.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

No, we don't need a thread dedicated to you insulting new members. Ain't gonna happen.

 

[Shaboid]

My hand is raised. As well as my middle finger.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[THE HCP]

No, we don't need a thread dedicated to you insulting new members. Ain't gonna happen.

Some say "insulting", others might say opening their eyes. Sly, if you go against me on this, Denny will be contacting you soon.#You NeverGoAgainstTheFamily

 

[Hobbesarable]

No, we don't need a thread dedicated to you insulting new members. Ain't gonna happen.

You can send him to O-Live and he can use that as his platform for insults. Hell, they do that there already.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Some say "insulting", others might say opening their eyes. Sly, if you go against me on this, Denny will be contacting you soon.#You NeverGoAgainstTheFamily

Someone's "likes" are all gone.

 

[chzbrgr]

hahahah thats COLD BLOODED sly lol

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

*edited: Please stop with the insults. Thanks.*

Damn, new mod @Minstrel with the strong edit!

 

[Minstrel]

Damn, new mod @Minstrel with the strong edit!

It no longer leaves an automatic calling card at the bottom. I'll have to create something, like a bloody scimitar with a skull in the hilt.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

 

[THE HCP]

Someone's "likes" are all gone.

Wait......are you authorized......how........DENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[THE HCP]

So this whole thing did not really end up working like I had planned it. I have lost all street cred.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wait......are you authorized......how........DENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats rookie, you just got your first like!

Or should I roll back your join date to today and really give you rookie status?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

So this whole thing did not really end up working like I had planned it. I have lost all street cred.

Hey a 2nd like!

 

[Minstrel]

I have lost all street cred.

Using the term "FAMS" never gave you the street cred that you imagined it did. Sly didn't have to bother to take that away.

 

[Hobbesarable]

Congrats rookie, you just got your first like!

Or should I roll back your join date to today and really give you rookie status?

You must be laughing your ass off, Sly!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You must be laughing your ass off, Sly!

 

[barfo]

Maybe we also need to erase HCP's posting history, and instead link his account to the posts of BenDavis503.

Just a thought.

barfo

 

[THE HCP]

Sly you would never do that to me right? I don't think I could go back to being a rookie! That would be like a cop going to jail with all the guys he locked up!

 

[THE HCP]

Lets go ahead a lock this thread FAMS!

 

[BlazerWookee]

 

[Minstrel]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sly you would never do that to me right? I don't think I could go back to being a rookie! That would be like a cop going to jail with all the guys he locked up!

So what kinda Blazer swag do you have that you're willing to sell me for 5,382 likes?

 

[Rastapopoulos]

I'm sure you can crush them, but you have to get them to sit still long enough for you to sit on them.

 

[Boob-No-More]

So this whole thing did not really end up working like I had planned it. I have lost all street cred.

You cannot lose what you never had. The fact that you think there is such a thing as street cred in an online forum proves you have none.

BNM

 

[e_blazer]

Maybe we also need to erase HCP's posting history, and instead link his account to the posts of BenDavis503.

Just a thought.

barfo

Or PapaG. That account hasn't been heard from in a long time.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Okay, it doesn't really work if you guys are insulting HCP while I'm telling him to stop insulting people.

 

[e_blazer]

Just to let HCP know that I have his back, I'm in favor of giving him back all of the likes that he's earned in the course of his "illustrious" posting career.

That's somewhere around 27 by my estimation.