Exclusive The official what each player will be for the entire season based off of 1 preseason game thread

[TorturedBlazerFan]

lol...my wide does too !

If your wife saw this you’d be sleeping on the couch!

 

[Hoopguru]

If your wife saw this you’d be sleeping on the couch!

you're right about that.
I spelled it correctly and the computer changed it to wide? I've changed the spell checker? Any pointers TBF?

 

[hoopsjock]

What is things I dont want for 2000...

Do you not want a rim job or to know that he gives good ones?

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

you're right about that.
I spelled it correctly and the computer changed it to wide? I've changed the spell checker? Any pointers TBF?

Put her on a diet! Lol.
Turn off autocorrect!

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Do you not want a rim job or to know that he gives good ones?

Both

 

[SIeepwalker]

I'll be great on that pod. I've been told I give a nice rim job.

Well that's enough S2 for today

 

[hoopsjock]

I blame @Darkwebs for not creating the game thread before @ABM did. It's pretty obvious things like that are far more important to the outcome of the game then how the players perform on the court. Hopefully the entire season isn't jinxed because of this.

 

[ABM]

I blame @Darkwebs for not creating the game thread before @ABM did. It's pretty obvious things like that are far more important to the outcome of the game then how the players perform on the court. Hopefully the entire season isn't jinxed because of this.

0-18!!

 

[Chris Craig]

Great Thread! Thanks MM

 

[gatorpops]

Darn Web saves us - are yet not an s2 member!

 

[Mediocre Man]

Great Thread! Thanks MM

I decided a couple of days ago to go strictly humor. Some won't find it funny.....hell, most wont, but I'm doing it. Maybe if I have to be serious, I'll use red font

 

[riverman]

I decided a couple of days ago to go strictly humor. Some won't find it funny.....hell, most wont, but I'm doing it. Maybe if I have to be serious, I'll use red font

riverman is a fan!

 

[andalusian]

I decided a couple of days ago to go strictly humor. Some won't find it funny.....hell, most wont, but I'm doing it. Maybe if I have to be serious, I'll use red font

You want to tell me some of your earlier work was serious? #BAM

 

[Mediocre Man]

You want to tell me some of your earlier work was serious? #BAM

Seriously, 1 or 2 threads

 

[kjironman1]

Dame: stamina could be a real concern. 15 minutes is all he could go? Hey, Dame, less diss tracks and more stair master.

CJ: shooting 25% on 3s is unacceptable. Should have never gave you that extension.

Whiteside: 0 blocks. I thought you were supposed to be this great rim protector? I guess the rumors that you are a pouty, unmotivated player are true.

Collins: Meyers fucking Leonar_ had 5 more rebounds than you tonight. Did we get rid of the wrong big white stiff?

Hood: like The HCPs wedding night.......Uneventful. running around and doing nothing doesn't make you an NBA player, it makes you my alcoholic father

Bazemore: I took a shot everytime you took a shot and missed. This hangover is brutal. I'll bill you for rehab around all-star break.

Tolliver: I'm glad you like Portland. WE HATE YOU. The ball is supposed to go IN the basket.

Skal: Is there such a thing as a bad looking 2-8?

Little: So important to the coaching staff, the fans had to remind them to play you in the 4th quarter.

Hezonja: Totally reminded me of Drazen out there. BECAUSE you wore his number. Nothing else

Trent: Beg the NCAA to grant you another year of eligibility, or learn a trade.

Simons: Simon says brick

You forgot Gasol and Nurk. They both need to quit whining about their injuries and get to work!

 

[Mediocre Man]

You forgot Gasol and Nurk. They both need to quit whining about their injuries and get to work!

They basically quit on the team last night

 

[theprunetang]

I keep picturing everything MM writes as spoken by W.C. Fields.

 

[riverman]

I keep picturing everything MM writes as spoken by W.C. Fields.

I'm still in Sgt Schultz mode...

 

[Orion Bailey]

Ahhhhh. I needed to read a thread like this soooo bad!!!!

thanks mm.