The Osama Bin Laden Conspiracy Theories- you know they're coming.

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I'm still wondering about reports that no weapons found in the compound. If there were some, wouldn't we see pictures of them? or an acknowledgement?

also wondering if there are toys like that, if there were kids there too. maybe they shouldn't have been hanging out with OBL and deserve to die too.
 
And, it helps if you're packing more heat than a green squirt gun. I wonder when we'll hear news of the water tank filled with sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads.

I hope the weapon of choice for all terrorists becomes the green squirt gun. We should also start illegally shipping them to Mexican drug lords.
 
I hope the weapon of choice for all terrorists becomes the green squirt gun. We should also start illegally shipping them to Mexican drug lords.

Don't forget sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads. A waste of money and manpower, if you ask me, for what seems to be minimal effectiveness.
 
I'm still wondering about reports that no weapons found in the compound. If there were some, wouldn't we see pictures of them? or an acknowledgement?

also wondering if there are toys like that, if there were kids there too. maybe they shouldn't have been hanging out with OBL and deserve to die too.

Yes, I've seen news reports that there were kids living there. Sucks that the kids had to witness that but oh well.
 
I'm still wondering about reports that no weapons found in the compound. If there were some, wouldn't we see pictures of them? or an acknowledgement?

also wondering if there are toys like that, if there were kids there too. maybe they shouldn't have been hanging out with OBL and deserve to die too.

We do know that they found marijuana plants growing in the compound. So, that's nice. I wonder if Osama and the boyz used to burn tree and watch the Harold and Kumar flicks for shits and grins?
 
Saw this regarding info from the gub'ment. but don't question us. 9/11.

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1) There was a firefight.
2) There was no firefight.
3) Bin Laden was “resisting.”
4) Bin Laden wasn’t armed. (Makes the concept of “resisting” interesting.)
[4.a) And the newest one: the SEALS thought bin Laden was reaching for a weapon.]
5) He used his wife as a shield.
6) His wife was killed too.
7) He didn’t use his wife as a shield. She ran at a SEAL who shot her in the leg, but she’s fine.
8 ) Some other woman — the maid? — was used as a shield. By somebody. Downstairs.
9) That other woman — downstairs — was killed.
10) Maybe not. She was killed unless she wasn’t — and who was she, anyway?
11) Bin Laden’s son was killed.
12) Unless it was some other guy.
13) Bin Laden’s daughter saw him get killed. She’s undoubtedly traumatized, poor dear.
14) They were going to capture Bin Laden until the problem with the helicopter, which was:

A) It had mechanical trouble
B) It did a hard landing
C) It crashed
D) It clipped a wall with a tail rotor, effectively a crash

15.) They were never going to try to capture him; it was always a kill mission.
16.) No, it wasn’t.
17) The chopper blew up.
18) The SEALs blew it up.
19.) Panetta said yesterday the world needed proof and the photo would be released.
20.) Obama said today in an interview he taped with Steve Kroft for “60 Minutes” to be broadcast Sunday that it won’t be released. It’s too gruesome, would offend Muslim sensibilities (something he worries about a lot — I personally do not give a warm fart on a wet Wednesday about Muslim sensibilities), and how would Americans feel if Muslims released pictures of dead Americans?
21.) Kroft — who’s not a total idiot — pointed out that ever since “Black Hawk Down” days, Muslims have been doing precisely that, filming American bodies being dragged through the streets, filming Daniel Pearl’s head being cut off, filming any and everything.
22) Obama gets pissed at CBS, the tape gets cleaned up, that question disappears. (Inside info.)
23.) We got a “treasure trove” of stuff from hard drives, etc.
24.) There were no phone lines, and no internet access at the “mansion,” they didn’t even have TV — what “treasure trove?”
25.) There is obviously in the pictures of the place a large satellite dish. I guess they used it for making salads.
26.) And now, just today: apparently the idea was to capture him, but only if he was naked. There was a suspicion he might be wearing a suicide bomber type explosive vest, or belt. So if he’s not naked and you can’t see if he has a vest on or not – shoot him.

Thats fuckin great! Just goes to show what a cluster this whole production has been.
 
Thats fuckin great! Just goes to show what a cluster this whole production has been.

Cluster? The whole thing seems pretty bad ass to me.

We flew in classified unknown until now stealth helicopters.

Evaded Chinese supplied radar detection equipment and the Pakistani air force.

Unleashed a firestorm of hell on a bunch of terrorists and the people supporting them.

Killed the most wanted man in the world.

Quickly gathered intelligence and the corpse of the most wanted man in the world.

Got the fuck out of there without losing a man.

And once again evaded the entire Pakistani military.

I'm no fan of Obama but all the things people are complaining about are just noise. That mission was completely successful and totally bad fucking ass!
 
Was OBL killed by a Navy SEAL or was he killed by one of his body guards? I find it hard to believe that he was unarmed and alive in his bedroom when the SEALs entered his third floor bedroom. There was a helicopter landing in his yard and shooting downstairs. If the SEAL’s entered his bedroom and found him alive and unarmed they would have to take him prisoner or be charged with murder. Other Navy SEALs were court martialed for giving another terrorist a fat lip. Was there an autopsy?

:confused:
 
Yeah, SPD, the thing I find amusing is the "we did this" oh "No we did not" bs from the white house. They are like compulsive liars, just cant tell the truth about anything, even when its a good thing..

If in fact we did kill Binhidin, yeah we did a great job. We did not lose a man, great job. I have to give much credit to the guys in uniform.
 
Was OBL killed by a Navy SEAL or was he killed by one of his body guards? I find it hard to believe that he was unarmed and alive in his bedroom when the SEALs entered his third floor bedroom. There was a helicopter landing in his yard and shooting downstairs. If the SEAL’s entered his bedroom and found him alive and unarmed they would have to take him prisoner or be charged with murder. Other Navy SEALs were court martialed for giving another terrorist a fat lip. Was there an autopsy?

:confused:

What would have been fucking hilarious is if the helicopter was from the Pakistani Military academy down the street on a training mission, it has mechanical problems and has to set down next to OBL's compound and one of his followers shoots OBL thinking it was the Americans coming to get him.

DOH!
 
v5.0 of How Osama Was Killed. It took 4 days to debrief the SEAL team? :MARIS61:

Slippery little buggers them seals. And the noise, oy, the noise. And there were no clubs - because all the trolls took them - and without trolls - the bridges are not safe. It's a mess I tell ya. A mess.
 
Is the green squirt gun the "weapon" that the "armed" guy used?

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I love the fact that our SEAL aimed for the soul patch. Great shooting!
 
Thats fuckin great! Just goes to show what a cluster this whole production has been.

I think the larger problem is they didn't have the sense to say, "We don't yet know." They were so anxious to get out news of this incredibly successful operation they didn't get the details straight.

What should have been done is to have had a military officer--who had detailed knowledge of the operation and the weapons and tactics used--hold the press briefing. After the JSOC debriefing, there should have had another press briefing to fill in the missing pieces of the operation. I think this Administration just isn't comfortable with the military, so that path didn't occur to them.
 
What should have been done is to have had a military officer--who had detailed knowledge of the operation and the weapons and tactics used--hold the press briefing. After the JSOC debriefing, there should have had another press briefing to fill in the missing pieces of the operation. I think this Administration just isn't comfortable with the military, so that path didn't occur to them.

The president is the one who should have given the initial report like he did on Sunday.

The administration should definitely have used the phrase "We won't be sure until we get a full debrief of the operation from the ones involved, so I will tell you what we know so far...". Either way, that phrase would also bring many of opposite political views to question the validity of the operation and start conspiracy theories. There is no stopping them.

Just like we saw, even when Obama released his long form birth certificate it was declared a fake. There is nothing to that will get through to these people, so it is best to just ignore them. If Bush was in Obama's shoes, there would be many on the left to start the theories, and the right would be accepting it as God's spoken word.
 
The president is the one who should have given the initial report like he did on Sunday.

The administration should definitely have used the phrase "We won't be sure until we get a full debrief of the operation from the ones involved, so I will tell you what we know so far...". Either way, that phrase would also bring many of opposite political views to question the validity of the operation and start conspiracy theories. There is no stopping them.

Just like we saw, even when Obama released his long form birth certificate it was declared a fake. There is nothing to that will get through to these people, so it is best to just ignore them. If Bush was in Obama's shoes, there would be many on the left to start the theories, and the right would be accepting it as God's spoken word.

I think President Obama should have pulled OBL's head out a sack last Sunday night, yelled "Gotcha, motherfucker!" as he held it up to the camera, and then spiked it to the ground like a football while, Michelle, Biden, and the 9/11 families join him onstage as they all dance the Dougie.

Alas, they didn't go this route.
 
I think President Obama should have pulled OBL's head out a sack last Sunday night, yelled "Gotcha, motherfucker!" as he held it up to the camera, and then spiked it to the ground like a football while, Michelle, Biden, and the 9/11 families join him onstage as they all dance the Dougie.

Alas, they didn't go this route.

Well, my idea, posted before I heard about the burial at sea, was putting his head on a pike, at the gates of Arabia.

But I guess that's not touchy-feely enough for President Obama.
 
How about the "bigger picture"? Don't you think Osama, if alive, would immediately shoot a video release that he is still alive? If he was truly "still alive"; this would be the best opportunity to fuck up U.S.A's credibility. I would suspect he would chomp at the bit to release something like that.
 
How about the "bigger picture"? Don't you think Osama, if alive, would immediately shoot a video release that he is still alive? If he was truly "still alive"; this would be the best opportunity to fuck up U.S.A's credibility. I would suspect he would chomp at the bit to release something like that.

The Bollywood stage where they filmed the moon landing never did that. Why would Osama do?
 
The Bollywood stage where they filmed the moon landing never did that. Why would Osama do?

Well Obama released a video right after we bombed the shit out of Afganistan, searching for Osama. Basically proclaiming "I am alive you dumb fucks and you can't get me!"
 
Well Obama released a video right after we bombed the shit out of Afganistan, searching for Osama. Basically proclaiming "I am alive you dumb fucks and you can't get me!"

Maybe he is trying to move from tapes to youtube videos - but because Cisco stopped selling the flip cameras he can't do it?
 
How about the "bigger picture"? Don't you think Osama, if alive, would immediately shoot a video release that he is still alive? If he was truly "still alive"; this would be the best opportunity to fuck up U.S.A's credibility. I would suspect he would chomp at the bit to release something like that.

Does anybody actually think he's alive?
 
I think President Obama should have pulled OBL's head out a sack last Sunday night, yelled "Gotcha, motherfucker!" as he held it up to the camera, and then spiked it to the ground like a football while, Michelle, Biden, and the 9/11 families join him onstage as they all dance the Dougie.

Alas, they didn't go this route.

damn, PapaG

I was laughing at my desk as I read this. I give a ten!
 
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:MARIS61:
 
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Now If Alex Jones can provide a picture of a frozen Bin Laden I'd believe him.

As the saying goes, pics or it didn't happen!
 
To be clear, I don't think he's still alive. In fact, I haven't thought he was alive for many years now. I always figured he probably died back in the early 2000's, maybe around 2003 or 2004. There were reports that he was very ill and on dialysis machines. I figured he either succumbed to his illness, or was killed by one of our many bunker buster bombs that caved in some of the cave systems in Afghanistan. Maybe I was wrong, but I really don't think he's alive, whether it was Barry who got him or something else.
 

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