Jade Falcon
Just to piss you off.
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And lo, there it was.....the thread. And He hath posted upon thy forum, Greatness. Thy fingers type away; thy thoughts, they floweth like rich wine poured within thy crystal glass.
Thou quotes begin, thy gloating commence.
For upon thy enemy battlegrounds of online words and blogs there came a great wailing; a gnashing of teeth and thy cruelest of words uttered in forked tongues upon thy keyboards. Thou-ist fans doth maketh great excuses to lie upon thy failings. Thou dogs be cursed with thy poorest of coaches; thy playbooks barren and meek. Thou pocketbooks be empty with thy terrible contracts and cursed salary caps. Thy draft picks be busts, and thou players remain sulketh deep upon thy bench; thou-ist roster be of poor talent and dung. Thou-ist stars they hath no loyalty upon thy cities, and striketh only for thy great dollar. Thou rings they doth chase; thou egos full and overflowing.
But lo, upon thy internet there came a forum, and upon it lieth a great Thread. One that hast thy history of greatness; soaked upon by admiration and glee from thou-ist members young and old. And upon thy thread echoed a great laughter, whose sound doth rang out throughout thy Heavens. Laughter thou shooketh every belly within thy great Kingdom of RipCityTwo.
And it was so.....for this greatest of threads was called......"The Other Side."
And thou thread hast returned in full upon a new season once more.
Thou quotes begin, thy gloating commence.
For upon thy enemy battlegrounds of online words and blogs there came a great wailing; a gnashing of teeth and thy cruelest of words uttered in forked tongues upon thy keyboards. Thou-ist fans doth maketh great excuses to lie upon thy failings. Thou dogs be cursed with thy poorest of coaches; thy playbooks barren and meek. Thou pocketbooks be empty with thy terrible contracts and cursed salary caps. Thy draft picks be busts, and thou players remain sulketh deep upon thy bench; thou-ist roster be of poor talent and dung. Thou-ist stars they hath no loyalty upon thy cities, and striketh only for thy great dollar. Thou rings they doth chase; thou egos full and overflowing.
But lo, upon thy internet there came a forum, and upon it lieth a great Thread. One that hast thy history of greatness; soaked upon by admiration and glee from thou-ist members young and old. And upon thy thread echoed a great laughter, whose sound doth rang out throughout thy Heavens. Laughter thou shooketh every belly within thy great Kingdom of RipCityTwo.
And it was so.....for this greatest of threads was called......"The Other Side."
And thou thread hast returned in full upon a new season once more.
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