The Papa G and Mick Zagger insults and arguments thread

[PapaG]

You could do an hour about this community, easily.

People posting photos of their wives/girlfriends/boyfriends, and semi-nude photos of themselves, for the benefit of other dudes is hilarious in any setting.

 

[MickZagger]

Re: I got Invited back to a comedy club

I actually have a few bits about people here.

Do one about a super, insecure, soccer dad that posts on message boards, starting fights and getting personal with strangers in his spare time. He can even chastize others for their diseases, but then want sympathy for his daughters disability. He gets threatened with an airsoft gun and comes up with a new alias, only to deny it. Eventually turning him into the board piñata.

Thats gold Jerry, Gold!!

 

[PapaG]

Re: I got Invited back to a comedy club

Do one about a super, insecure, soccer dad that posts on message boards, starting fights and getting personal with strangers in his spare time. He can even chastize others for their diseases, but then want sympathy for his daughters disability. He gets threatened with an airsoft gun and comes up with a new alias, only to deny it. Eventually turning him into the board piñata.

Thats gold Jerry, Gold!!

That's too long to explain.

Insecure guy who posts p90x-esque transformation of his shirtless self to anonymous dudes, that's a 15 second joke that everybody can relate to and get a laugh from.

How many notches below a p90x ad is that ... or something to that effect. The internet bragging about girlfriends is also hilarious on more than one level.

 

[MickZagger]

Re: I got Invited back to a comedy club

Nothing insecure about showing the fruits of your labor since bouncing back from a life altering surgery. Proud is more like it. Insecurity is feeling uneasy about a picture like that. Saying a girl that you never met has crabs wreaks of insecurity as well... A thread devoted to a posters girlfriends new boobs and another poster shows his girlfriends fakies, damn that guy must be insecure...

Something smells in this thread...

The soccer dad bit would be gold!

 

[PapaG]

Nothing insecure about showing the fruits of your labor since bouncing back from a life altering surgery. Proud is more like it. Insecurity is feeling uneasy about a picture like that. Saying a girl that you never met has crabs wreaks of insecurity as well... A thread devoted to a posters girlfriends new boobs and another poster shows his girlfriends fakies, damn that guy must be insecure...

Something smells in this thread...

The soccer dad bit would be gold!

Calm down. You're not supposed to get defensive in a 'busting chops' comedy thread.

It seems so ... insecure.

 

[PapaG]

Re: I got Invited back to a comedy club

Something smells in this thread...

Something smelled bad in another thread, and it had to do with a skank with tattoos.

 

[MickZagger]

Re: I got Invited back to a comedy club

Calm down. You're not supposed to get defensive in a 'busting chops' comedy thread.

It seems so ... insecure.

I'm as cool as a cucumber. Your wife's still fat

 

[PapaG]

Re: I got Invited back to a comedy club

Your wife's still fat

Your girlfriend still has genital herpes and/or warts.

 

[MickZagger]

Re: I got Invited back to a comedy club

Your girlfriend still has genital herpes and/or warts.

Nope, but a body much finer than your fat ass wife. I bet she looks like she beat with an ugly stick

 

[MickZagger]

Re: I got Invited back to a comedy club

Snuggling with your wife must be similar to laying on a water bed

 

[PapaG]

Re: I got Invited back to a comedy club

Nope, but a body much finer than your fat ass wife. I bet she looks like she beat with an ugly stick

You're so insecure. lol

 

[MickZagger]

Re: I got Invited back to a comedy club

You're so insecure. lol

I know you are, but what am I?

 

[PapaG]

Re: I got Invited back to a comedy club

I know you are, but what am I?

You're an insecure guy who probably doesn't need to be insecure. As you grow older, you'll realize this.

 

[MickZagger]

Re: I got Invited back to a comedy club

You're an insecure guy who probably doesn't need to be insecure. As you grow older, you'll realize this.

So you're a guy in your 40's with kids and stuff and pictures of a guy with his shirt off makes you uneasy? Got it...

Insecurity at its finest.

 

[MickZagger]

Re: I got Invited back to a comedy club

The first time I realized you were super insecure was when you were talking shit to me and I called you "bitch tits". Your reaction was as if someone kicked your dog or something.

 

[PapaG]

Re: I got Invited back to a comedy club

So you're a guy in your 40's with kids and stuff and pictures of a guy with his shirt off makes you uneasy? Got it...

Insecurity at its finest.

It doesn't make me feel uneasy. It's your thing. Whatever. I'll go back to snuggling with the waterbed once she gets back from San Francisco this weekend.

She's probably doing other guys there. Guys into fatties!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Hey guys instead of ruining different threads with your love for each other how about instead you just limit it to here.

Thanks!

 

[PapaG]

I have no insults for Zags. He does what he does. It's fine with me.

 

[PapaG]

Oh, and you were just waiting for me to have the time to post again to start something Sly, you dirty Mod, you!

 

[MickZagger]

Anytime I talk smack on this board about PapaG I have been provoked. I'm not antagonistic, but I certainly have never had a problem speaking up.

 

[PapaG]

Anytime I talk smack on this board about PapaG I have been provoked. I'm not antagonistic, but I certainly have never had a problem speaking up.

Hurrumph! And a shoulder shrug to emphasize the victimhood!

I disagree with the 'anytime' lie, but whatever. You have an image to protect.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

can't you both see you guys are in love with one another? :MARIS61:

 

[PapaG]

can't you both see you guys are in love with one another? :MARIS61:

I've always had the hots for you, but then you go and play the 'hard to get/ahole' game.

 

[MickZagger]

Hurrumph! And a shoulder shrug to emphasize the victimhood!

I disagree with the 'anytime' lie, but whatever. You have an image to protect.

I never get personal with posters. Its always been a little rule of mine. But, as soon as the can of worms is opened, its fair game.

 

[PapaG]

I never get personal with posters. Its always been a little rule of mine. But, as soon as the can of worms is opened, its fair game.

LOL

OK

Posting another posters names on the open forum isn't getting personal, I suppose.

 

[MickZagger]

LOL

OK

Posting another posters names on the open forum isn't getting personal, I suppose.

I only did that after I was provoked. I generally don't make habits out of posting peoples name on here that didn't provoke me.

 

[PapaG]

I only did that after I was provoked. I generally don't make habits out of posting peoples name on here that didn't provoke me.

Jeebus dude.

Whatever.

It's all my fault. Who cares?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

"why you so messed up?"

 

[PapaG]

"why you so messed up?"

"It's not you, it's me!"

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

Just screw already