Notice The Personal Insults have to stop!

[bodyman5000 and 1]

what would he do with 2 brains?

Give you one

 

[riverman]

Give you one

I've already had breakfast

 

[Orion Bailey]

daaayyyuuummmm....

I only have so many brain cells. I am not wiling to share. IF I did, I might have to figure out how to split cells since I have so few.

 

[riverman]

figure out how to split cells

This post puts you on a gov't watch list!

 

[Orion Bailey]

All this crap and drama is why you don't see me around here much anymore. I know HCP misses me, it makes him cry at night.

I apologize for disappointing you.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Bro.... Umm... Hate to tell you this but those ain't twins.The boy duckling has more color on his bill than the girl duckling.

It's kind of a personal insult to the ducklings to have this so messed up.

You do know that twins don’t have to be identical, right?

 

[Orion Bailey]

You do know that twins don’t have to be identical, right?

quit making excuses for not being the real father of one of them.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Duckle Cliffy?

UncleCliffy'sDucky?

HeyYouKidsGetThatDuckOffMyLawn!

Grandpa Dave.

As in.... “Grandpa Dave just pooped on my lawn!” Or, “Grandpa Dave sure likes mealworms!”

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

quit making excuses for not being the real father of one of them.

Actually, I’m pretty much their mother at this point.

 

[riverman]

Actually, I’m pretty much their mother at this point.

so you're a real motherducker?

 

[Orion Bailey]

Actually, I’m pretty much their mother at this point.

so you DO admit to having that sex change now huh?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

so you're a real motherducker?

Winner

so you DO admit to having that sex change now huh?

Loser

@riverman is the last comic standing.

 

[riverman]

Winner



Loser

@riverman is the last comic standing.

I'd like to thank the academy, my mother and all my detractors! Without them, none of this would have been possible

 

[Orion Bailey]

Winner



Loser

@riverman is the last comic standing.

This is utter and complete bullshit. I want my participation award!!!!

 

[Orion Bailey]

This shit was rigged. The fix was on.

Mofia musta got involved and bought some ass.

 

[riverman]

This is utter and complete bullshit. I want my participation award!!!!

What a Kanye West move

 

[Orion Bailey]

What a Kanye West move

I was thinking millennial, but that works, lol.

 

[riverman]

I was thinking millennial, but that works, lol.

Now I know how Taylor Swift feels...always wanted to know that...too bad about the restraining order

 

[PtldPlatypus]

This is utter and complete bullshit. I want my participation award!!!!

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Being (hopefully temporarily) out of control is a foreseeable reaction to our playoff catastrophe. I'm sure
things will change in 2 or 3 weeks as the draft nears. Of course, the draft could trigger some....

 

[Orion Bailey]

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Printed and will be framed this weekend. Prize trophy going on the top shelf in the game room.

Now I feel better. Thanks.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Being (hopefully temporarily) out of control is a foreseeable reaction to our playoff catastrophe. I'm sure
things will change in 2 or 3 weeks as the draft nears. Of course, the draft could trigger some....

"Did we seriously just trade our first round pick for Courtney Lee?!!"

 

[julius]

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I don't think participation trophy's were handed out in the 80's, that're more of a 2000's thing.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"Did we seriously just trade our first round pick for Courtney Lee?!!"

That's better than Courtney Love.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

That's better than Courtney Love.

Courtney Love trade confirmed.

 

[Orion Bailey]

I don't think participation trophy's were handed out in the 80's, that're more of a 2000's thing.

Wait. So are you saying I was handed a fake trophy????

I want my money back!!!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Wait. So are you saying I was handed a fake trophy????

I want my money back!!!

No worries, I got plenty more. Take your pick

 

[santeesioux]

Maybe it's because we're 20 years behind the times down here but they hadn't started handing out participation trophies yet here when I was a kid in the late 90s and 2000s.

 

[Orion Bailey]

No worries, I got plenty more. Take your pick

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HA! Looks like you had a bit of a winning streak yourself at one point. LOL

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

so you're a real motherducker?

Yes, yes I am.