Event The Portland Trail Blazers FU Tour: Playoffs Edition

[RipCityDSCPL]

So the last time I did this with just Damian Lillard it kinda got away from me(work, tons of overtime due to being understaffed) so this time I am opening it up to every member of this board to post anything on any player regarding the playoffs.

Henderson has a good statline or defensive play in game 3? Post it here. Harkless with a steal and dunk that gives the blazers a win? Post it it here. CJ and Dame combine for 65 points? Post it here. You get the idea.

Things have started to go back to normal at work but I don't want the same thing to happen with the last thread so I am hoping at least some of you will contribute and bring out the the true potential I know this thread can truly be.

 

[WillG]

Well your thread voodoo resulted in Lillard going HAM the month after you made that last thread.

Hopefully the Blazers, as a team, can respond in kind to this thread!

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

Well your thread voodoo resulted in Lillard going HAM the month after you made that last thread.

Hopefully the Blazers, as a team, can respond in kind to this thread!

Yeah. Sorry for giving Tunchi so much firepower when I couldn't post Lillards stat lines for the games anymore.

Hopefully this voodoo you speak of is transmittable to everyone who decides to contribute to this thread.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

"Blazers don't have any chance to make the playoffs."
"You wouldn't think..."
"But they have NO chance to make the playoffs."

 

[SheedSoNasty]

"Blazers don't have any chance to make the playoffs."
"You wouldn't think..."
"But they have NO chance to make the playoffs."

HCP, please find a way to have the team watch this.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Can someone figure out how to embed this directly in the thread rather than just linking to it?

http://ripcityradio.iheart.com/media/play/26910814/

 

[BBert]

"Blazers don't have any chance to make the playoffs."
"You wouldn't think..."
"But they have NO chance to make the playoffs."

Hahahaha! Such a LAME shill in the first place. Then it just gets obnoxious. And now in hindsight, it's so epically wrong.

How many times does he say it? LOL

God I hope the players see this.

 

[crandc]

I ordered a Blazers T shirt for the playoffs. I don't care if they make the Finals, I am not ordering a Blazers bikini.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I ordered a Blazers T shirt for the playoffs. I don't care if they make the Finals, I am not ordering a Blazers bikini.

If the Blazers win the title I will show up to the championship parade in a Blazers bikini.

 

[theprunetang]

If the Blazers win the title I will show up to the championship parade in a Blazers bikini.

Sames. Nobody in Portland would even bat an eye.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

If the Blazers win the title I will show up to the championship parade in a Blazers bikini.

I'm just gonna tattoo the pinwheel around my nipples

 

[BlazerWookee]

"Blazers don't have any chance to make the playoffs."
"You wouldn't think..."
"But they have NO chance to make the playoffs."

When was that game? Is that a preseason game?

 

[Eastoff]

When was that game? Is that a preseason game?

Yeah, it must be the preseason game.

 

[Eastoff]

Can someone figure out how to embed this directly in the thread rather than just linking to it?

http://ripcityradio.iheart.com/media/play/26910814/

The only good part IMO is the 'what a bunch of whacks

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

Well no one contributed to the thread throughout Round 1 but it didn't seem to matter as the team said FU to the Clippers and advanced to the Western Conference Semi-Finals.

To continue the voodoo I am making this post. Lets show the nation and the Warriors that they are NOT going to have such an easy time with this Blazers TEAM as they did with Harden and the Houston Rockets.

#USANGAINSTEVERYBODY #NEVERDOUBTRIPCITY

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

Since a certain head coach went in different direction I am reposting what I said in the Game 1 thread(will also post in all game threads in this series.) With one alteration and one emphasized.


Keys to advancing to the Western Conference Finals:

Harkless guards Thompson
Push the ball up the court, make or miss
Lillard and McCollum get to the FT line ten times each
Crabbe, Harkless, Hendo and Aminu need to combine for 45 points(I may have been a tad overzealous with asking for 65 points)
Plumlee needs to average 15 rebounds
45% from the 3 point line

Do all or most of these things and The Portland Trail Blazers will be hosting games in the Western Conference Finals!

 

[kjironman1]

If the Blazers win the title I will show up to the championship parade in a Blazers bikini.

You would totally rock that out fit!

This one might work also....Decisions Decisions?