The Presidential "Thanksgiving Pardon"

[SodaPopinski]

Why do we continue this stupid tradition? Does anyone really care?

Presidents traditionally have granted the National Thanksgiving Turkey a "pardon". After the presentation, the turkey will be flown first class to Disney World in Orlando, where he will be the grand marshal of “Disney’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.” After the parade, guests will be able to visit the bird in the backyard of Mickey’s Country House in Magic Kingdom Park.

-Pop

 

[mook]

Hey, it's something Bush can't possibly fuck up. We need more of these.

 

[¹²³]

Hey, it's something Bush can't possibly fuck up.

Speak for yourself. I am not so sure he can't fuck it up.

 

[SodaPopinski]

the turkey will be flown first class to Disney World in Orlando

I think we found item number one on the "things to cut from the federal budget" list for President Obama.

-Pop

 

[barfo]

the turkey will be flown first class to Disney World in Orlando

I wonder if it orders the salad, or the turkey sandwich for the meal service?

barfo

 

[Minstrel]

I wonder if it orders the salad, or the turkey sandwich for the meal service?

"But I specifically requested the vegetarian meal!"

"I'm sorry, sir, we appear to have given it to another passenger. We apologize."

"Fine, I'll take the turkey sandwich. It's really red meat that I try to avoid. That stuff'll kill you."