The racist humor thread

[Fez Hammersticks]

Ok, I'll start this one off:




(it's in good fun, Mods, lighten up!)

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This is a real ad from KFC in Australia that just started airing.

"What do you do when surrounded by black people? Give them a bucket of chicken!"

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

 

[BlazerWookee]

This is a real ad from KFC in Australia that just started airing.

"What do you do when surrounded by black people? Give them a bucket of chicken!"

How the heck is that racist?

 

[BlazerWookee]

Did you hear about the new Italian snow tire?

Dago through snow, dago through mud, and dago through water. And when dago flat, dago wop-wop-wop-wop-wop.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

How the heck is that racist?

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

This is a real ad from KFC in Australia that just started airing.

"What do you do when surrounded by black people? Give them a bucket of chicken!"

I saw a Taco Bell commercial/poster while in Australia that had a small Hispanic guy in a bull fighting costume being held up by the collar by some surfer looking dude, with the tag line "fancy a little Mexican?"

I can't find a video link.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Not racist, but it's funny:

[video=youtube;HxLSqHXlTY8]

 

[BlazerWookee]

You do realize that they're soccer/rugby/footy fans, and he's sitting among the fans of the opposing team, right?

 

[DaRizzle]

Not racist, but it's funny:

Ill see your 13 and raise you 15
[video=youtube;ctrLrhrXB1M]

 

[Buzz Killington]

[video=youtube;Ak5YfSU-N70]

 

[DaRizzle]

what do you call 4 mexicans sinking in a boat?



Quatro Cinco

 

[Buzz Killington]

What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs?



****swaylo

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Black people like chicken.

 

[Buzz Killington]

Asian people eat with their hands.

 

[DaRizzle]

Black people like chicken.

[video=youtube;wJ4B7G8Rw3Q]

 

[Blazer_Hippie]

[video=youtube;E5DiZVNlndM]

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

[video=youtube;2RoNemjcjGE]

 

[illmatic99]

[video=youtube;ZHpXDF0iBuw]

There's four more parts to it (look at related videos). I suggest you get on http://www.vidtomp3.com/ download the mp3 files, and podcast the suckers. Well worth it.

 

[BlazerWookee]

How do you keep <insert racial group here> out of your back yard?

Hang one in your front yard.

 

[DUB]

You do realize that they're soccer/rugby/footy fans, and he's sitting among the fans of the opposing team, right?

Cricket. Australia is playing the West Indies cricket team this summer. The cricket telecast is sponsored by KFC. Thus the premise of the ad is "What do you do when you're sitting amongst the opposition fans? Make yourself popular by buying them all food." So no it's not racist at all, when put into context.

Black people like chicken.

I reckon about 99.99% of Australians would have absolutely no idea about that racial stereotype. It's an American thing.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Cricket. Australia is playing the West Indies cricket team this summer. The cricket telecast is sponsored by KFC. Thus the premise of the ad is "What do you do when you're sitting amongst the opposition fans? Make yourself popular by buying them all food." So no it's not racist at all, when put into context.


I reckon about 99.99% of Australians would have absolutely no idea about that racial stereotype. It's an American thing.

Cricket, indeed.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Cricket. Australia is playing the West Indies cricket team this summer. The cricket telecast is sponsored by KFC. Thus the premise of the ad is "What do you do when you're sitting amongst the opposition fans? Make yourself popular by buying them all food." So no it's not racist at all, when put into context.

Except today KFC released a press statement saying that they have pulled the ad and apologized if it offended anyone.

But you're correct, I'm sure Australian KFC execs didn't sit down and go, "Hey, how can we sell more chicken, I know, lets make a racist commercial!"

 

[BlazerWookee]

what do you call 4 mexicans sinking in a boat?



Quatro Cinco

What do you call four frenchman sinking in a boat?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Except today KFC released a press statement saying that they have pulled the ad and apologized if it offended anyone.

But you're correct, I'm sure Australian KFC execs didn't sit down and go, "Hey, how can we sell more chicken, I know, lets make a racist commercial!"

Anyone offended by that commercial should apologize to society for the shitty job their parents did raising them, lol...

 

[DaRizzle]

Anyone offended by that commercial should apologize to society for the shitty job their parents did raising them, lol...

um....i really dont give a shit one way or another....but that commercial is racist



one white dude surrounded by black people saying its an awkward situation so he hands them chicken

....Its a shallow argument to say he's referring to being a fan of the other team....thats the argument that they justified it with but....bullshit

 

[BlazerWookee]

um....i really dont give a shit one way or another....but that commercial is racist



one white dude surrounded by black people saying its an awkward situation so he hands them chicken

....Its a shallow argument to say he's referring to being a fan of the other team....thats the argument that they justified it with but....bullshit

One Australian surrounded by a bunch of West Indians, at a huge international cricket match.

Not even close to racism.

 

[DUB]

Except today KFC released a press statement saying that they have pulled the ad and apologized if it offended anyone.

Because it was posted on youtube, and Americans got their knickers in a knot over it, then the media took hold, and sensationalized it, and KFC just took the quickest, easiest option to be done with the whole thing.

um....i really dont give a shit one way or another....but that commercial is racist



one white dude surrounded by black people saying its an awkward situation so he hands them chicken

....Its a shallow argument to say he's referring to being a fan of the other team....thats the argument that they justified it with but....bullshit

In the US of A it's racist because that stereotype exists, but in Australia it doesn't.

The majority of Australian cricket fans are white. The majority of West Indian cricket fans are black. The cricket telecast is sponsored by KFC. Thus it is as simple as a supporter sitting amongst the opposition fans, and winning them over with food sold by the sponsor. It could have just as easily been burgers if the cricket telecast was sponsored by Maccas.

This is just a case of a racial stereotype existing in one country, but not in another.

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill? Avalanche.
What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? Mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of Mexican guys running down a hill? Jailbreak.

 

[DaRizzle]

I know the best racist joke ever but I dont want to deal with the shitstorm for posting it