The Return of the Story Thread

[J_Ray]

slapped me like a little girl...

 

[playmaker15]

stared yelling like Jacko

 

[Shapecity]

All of a sudden Voodoo Child woke up and realized it was a nightmare ...

 

[Voodoo Child]

or rather, a wet dream...

 

[playmaker15]

because he lives with mommy

 

[Shapecity]

inside of a castle..

 

[Voodoo Child]

made entirely of...

 

[J_Ray]

is full of people like Kobe and....

 

[J_Ray]

cheese and fish paste

 

[Shapecity]

pau gasol's beard hair and ...

 

[playmaker15]

and smells like...

 

[Shapecity]

pau gasol's beard, which has grown out of control to the point where ...

 

[Voodoo Child]

you could hardly see his homosexual face.

 

[J_Ray]

A problem started to occur when....

 

[Voodoo Child]

he started to bald...

 

[J_Ray]

It was almost as bad as Chicken Little....

 

[playmaker15]

but then Chuck Norris came

 

[J_Ray]

along side Chuck, was The Miltness

 

[playmaker15]

who nobody had heard of

 

[Shapecity]

not yet at least, because his legendary skills where ...

 

[playmaker15]

toold in fairytales like

 

[J_Ray]

"The Hidden Idol of MJ" and others....

 

[playmaker15]

such as..

 

[Chutney]

"The Legend of the Missed Layup." Chuck and Milt ...

 

[Legacy]

walked to the basketball courts and

 

[Voodoo Child]

dropped acid with Chris Andersen, and...

 

[playmaker15]

missed all 13 of his dunk attempts

 

[J_Ray]

following 50 straight half court prayers answered......

 

[Legacy]

vcwannabe15 showed up and...

 

[Trip]

and then Chris Andersen's high wore off...