The Return of the Story Thread

[bbwTwinTowers]

then they took a break and tied each others shoelaces....

 

[Really Lost One]

and then Brian jacked vc's sneakers and ran away

 

[bbwTwinTowers]

but tripped on a lego and ripped his new Levis...

 

[NJNetz]

and then out of no where, 5 gay guys jumped on Brian with vaseline in their hands....

 

[bbwTwinTowers]

and poured the vaseline behind his ear...

 

[Really Lost One]

but harry potter comes and does hocus pokus and saves Brian

 

[bbwTwinTowers]

then takes Brian to his dwelling and caresses the back of his neck and his tricep....

 

[Voodoo Child]

Meanwhile, back at the court, ...

 

[NJNetz]

NbaBaller was crossing up and dunking on Shapecity...

 

[Legacy]

until vcwannabe15 came and beat both of them...

 

[Chutney]

To avoid losing, shape ....

 

[playmaker15]

called Billy Hoyle so he could come school them with his white boy ways

 

[J_Ray]

Out of nowhere Reggie Evans came to save VCwannabe15....

 

[Really Lost One]

but grabbed his nuts instead.......

 

[Voodoo Child]

or at least tried to, until he realized there was nothing there, at which point he...

 

[Really Lost One]

turned around and ran into my body guard, ron artest

 

[J_Ray]

Like a savage, Artest went crazy on Reggie Evans.....

 

[NJNetz]

who was too busy beating up NbaBaller....

 

[Really Lost One]

to realize shape was right behind him with a razor

 

[NJNetz]

but Evans just kept twickin his balls...just he gave up...

 

[J_Ray]

but figuring Shape had no balls, he grabbed him by the neck....

 

[Really Lost One]

and ripped shape's mask off, realizing shape wasnt white, he was........

 

[J_Ray]

put in a state of shock......

 

[Really Lost One]

and found out shape was a black man that seemed to look exactly like his father!

 

[J_Ray]

Shape then said "Ron, I am your father".....

 

[Voodoo Child]

(and Nick Mockford is your mother)...

 

[J_Ray]

In utter disbelief, Ron took out Mike Bibby's fingernail clippers.....

 

[Voodoo Child]

and dove into the crowd, this time attacking women and children... children with disabilities...

 

[J_Ray]

feeling like Michael Jackson, he went out to seek Kobe....

 

[J_Ray]

feeling bad, he went out to seek Dr. Phil....