The Return of the Story Thread

[TmacGarnett]

... wife's multimillion dollar diamond ring to

 

[Chutney]

Unfortunately, Dr. Phil was busy...

 

[TmacGarnett]

hair growing cream that incidently...

 

[J_Ray]

helping Shaq with his FT dificulties, so he turned to.....

 

[J_Ray]

gave him amesia making him forget everything he's ever done....

 

[TmacGarnett]

trying to figure out whos got more nuts shape or kaman when...

 

[J_Ray]

Reggie Evans came back to his senses and joined Dr. Phil's research....

 

[Voodoo Child]

as he was very interest in anything nuts-related...

 

[TmacGarnett]

but the show quickly went to who was the father of SHAPECITY'S BABY

 

[J_Ray]

Dr. Phil's research got so popular they hired Planters' peanut guy as their mascot....

 

[J_Ray]

The final result was.....Dickie V!

 

[bbwTwinTowers]

then I came in and said Tabasco for everyone....

 

[Legacy]

All of a sudden Vince Carter and J-Kidd showed up and...

 

[dtpxcore]

started touching shape because...

 

[playmaker15]

they thought a was extremely sexxxy

 

[J_Ray]

but he really looked like a......

 

[Trip]

hobo in a street corner holding a...

 

[bbwTwinTowers]

a bottle of Pinot Grigio...

 

[TmacGarnett]

that was really a kids milkshake from wendies which he payed for with new bills that have tmacgarnett's face on them

 

[bbwTwinTowers]

...that had a mustache drawn on his face already then all of a sudden...

 

[hustler]

...Jessica Alba comes over with her tight bikini...

 

[Really Lost One]

but out of nowhere comes ron artest with blood all over his hands

 

[J_Ray]

screaming "Why you throw beer on me!"

 

[Trip]

and proceeds to beat off to Jessica Alba. Disgusted, shapecity gets up and...

 

[Really Lost One]

then, being frightened, jessica alba turns around, but runs right into.........

 

[hustler]

marries hustler, they soon get married, and got a baby named...

 

[hustler]

watch the Lakers get owned by the Suns

 

[Really Lost One]

which distracts ron, who turns around and out of nowhere Brian takes jessica and............

 

[TmacGarnett]

But it really turns out that it wasnt jessica alba that brian took...it was shape's gramma

 

[Legacy]

so vcwannabe15 took Jessica Alba to his house and...