OT The Seattle Rockets sure has a nice ring to it!

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[santeesioux]

Someone get Bill Gates on the line!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[mook]

Nice--put it up for sale after landing Chris Paul and before buyers have a chance to see how it works.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Hollywood actor King Speed has emerged the favorite to purchase the Rockets. Citing his desire to get the last laugh on some unknown Rocket forum.

 

[Minstrel]

Hollywood actor King Speed has emerged the favorite to purchase the Rockets. Citing his desire to get the last laugh on some unknown Rocket forum.

Said KingSpeed when asked about the quirky purchase, "I'm actually a bigger Rockets fan than most of them--most of them weren't alive when I was rooting for them in the 1994 playoffs."

 

[Natebishop3]

Did Eric officially change his name to Kingspeed?

 

[Minstrel]

Did Eric officially change his name to Kingspeed?

It's the name he's most famous by.

 

[Natebishop3]

It's the name he's most famous by.

But not as famous as Travis Outlaw.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Did Eric officially change his name to Kingspeed?

Yes, right after I changed mine to SlyPokerDog. Then we call each other and do James Bond like introductions. "Speed, King Speed." "Dog, Sly Poker Dog." Then we giggle and hang up.

 

[Red Rooster]

Seattle Supersonic Rockets.

 

[Natebishop3]

Yes, right after I changed mine to SlyPokerDog. Then we call each other and do James Bond like introductions. "Speed, King Speed." "Dog, Sly Poker Dog." Then we giggle and hang up.

Is your middle name "Poker" or is your last name "Pokerdog?"

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Is your middle name "Poker" or is your last name "Pokerdog?"

Middle.

 

[julius]

Odd timing

 

[Minstrel]

Middle.

I'm sure there's a solid joke built around "Poker" and "middle" but I can't be bothered to put it together.

 

[Dougnsalem]

Talk about the ultimate troll thread to post on clutchfans..... Lol

 

[Boob-No-More]

Talk about the ultimate troll thread to post on clutchfans..... Lol

Poor ChokeFans, not even their owner wants them anymore.

BNM

 

[Minstrel]

This is probably due to how poorly KingSpeed was treated over there. There are consequences to mocking the sixth-billed cast member from Bones and Alexander is experiencing them.

 

[blue9]

Seattle Supersonic Rockets.

Shorten to Seattle Super Rockets. Then re-brand with logos inspired by video game sequels where they just added "super" to the original title.
Super Mario Bros
Super Street Fighter II
Super Contra

 

[andalusian]

Seattle Supersonic Rockets.

Seattle Supersonic Rockets presented by Bones Speed King, a Dork Elvis production.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Clutchfans want Steve Patterson or Donald Trump Jr to buy the team.

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/index.php?threads/possible-future-owners-of-rockets.284272/

 

[Minstrel]

Seattle Zombie Supersonic Rockets of Anaheim

 

[julius]

Clutchfans want Steve Patterson or Donald Trump Jr to buy the team.

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/index.php?threads/possible-future-owners-of-rockets.284272/

I think I speak for all blazer fans when I say "so do I"

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Why does Lillard want to sell the Rockets?

 

[Minstrel]

Donald Trump Jr. would make a great owner. Get some of that Russian money.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Clutchfans have been editing King's wikipedia page.

 

[Dougnsalem]

This was another one posted there....

Lmao....

 

[H.C.]

Why does Lillard want to sell the Rockets?

Actually you're wrong here sly.
The player who owns the Rockets is none other than the texas turncoat himself LaMarcus Aldridge.

 

[andalusian]

Clutchfans have been edited King's wikipedia page.

Silly Clutchfan kids. Eric has been trolling internet forums since the usenet days.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

It would be great if they moved to Seattle.

I mean, the Seattle fans would get to feel what they missed out on with James Harden (if Seattle doesn't move to OKC, Harden would have been a Sonic).

They'd see the biggest flop since Howard Schultz sold the team to Clay Bennett, who said he'd keep the team in Seattle.