But, is he the real Slim Shady?
What? my name is.. What? My name is...
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is Carmelo
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is Carmelo
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is Carmelo
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is Carmelo
Ahem, excuse me
Can I have the attention of the board for one second?
Hi nerds! Do you like offense? (yeah yeah)
Wanna see me stick dagger J's in defenders eyelids? (uh-huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah)
Force a trade and get fucked over by James Dolan? (huh)
My wife's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my divorce straight
But I can't figure out which stripper I want to impregnate (oh)
And Phil Jackson said, "Carmelo you a ball-stop"
Uh-uh! "So why you tryna team hop? Man you washed up!"
Well since age eighteen, I've felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I led the 'Cuse by myself to a national title belt
Got pissed off and ripped the Superdome's nets off
Then smacked the NBA so hard I can't advance in the playoffs! (oh)
I take your entry pass and back you down wit' my fat ass
Shooting like a uzi's automatic gun blasts.
Gimme that ('Melo, wait a minute, that's my ball dog)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to fire all the shots off
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is Carmelo
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is Carmelo
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is Carmelo
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is Carmelo