The super Melo to Portland thread + The Big Blockbuster (7 Viewers)

[Haakzilla]

...ok here is the final thread ender, right?! /

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

...ok here is the final thread ender, right?! /

Not with a hysterical city person here.

 

[Dougnsalem]

...ok here is the final thread ender, right?! /

".....So then I said to myself, screw him. I don't want him to come here anymore. And then we won the Campionship. Sukka...."

 

[THE HCP]

 

[PDXFonz]

...ok here is the final thread ender, right?! /

Third times the charm!

The thread now turns its focus to when Dame will recruit Melo again.

This season? Next season?

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[BlazerWookee]

(Bangs head on desk)

 

[dead247]

laxative thread...

 

[Strenuus]

This thread will never vanquish.

 

[SIeepwalker]

This thread will never vanquish.

Vanquish what ? Be vanquished ? Vanish ?

 

[BlazerWookee]

Vanquish what ? Be vanquished ? Vanish ?

Varnish.

 

[THE HCP]

https://www.essence.com/amp/fashion/carmelo-anthony-presents-melo-made-collection-2/

 

[THE HCP]

 

[THE HCP]

 

[OSUBlazerfan]

So just for the record, my buddy was right

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[THE HCP]

https://clutchpoints.com/nba-news-s...-anthony-hall-of-famer-should-be-back-league/

 

[Chris Craig]

Damn, Melo became that kid who is picked last at recess...Hell he isn't even that kid, he is the one that doesn't get picked, but lines up every day none the less to be let down again and again

 

[Chris Craig]

Damn, Melo became that kid who is picked last at recess...Hell he isn't even that kid, he is the one that doesn't get picked, but lines up every day none the less to be let down again and again

The most recent picture of Melo

 

[THE HCP]

#NiceBlurryPic

 

[Strenuus]

I propose we keep this thread alive for the 50 years after he retires. And we bring up the most mundane shit ever.

"Melo went to 7-11 on 7/11. Heres proof."


Every. Day.

 

[THE HCP]

 

[PtldPlatypus]

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Forgot the most important stat--10,297 posts in this thread.

 

[hoopsjock]

Forgot the most important stat--10,297 posts in this thread.

That's because that stat was fudged instead of just letting it grow naturally. This thread is the Barry Bonds of forums. It would've made the Hall of Fame as one of, if not the greatest thread of all-time but it used PED's anyway.

 

[Chris Craig]

Forgot the most important stat--10,297 posts in this thread.

Carmelo buyout with Hawks: $25.5 million

Number of posts in The Super Melo to Portland thread: 27,299....priceless

 

[Chris Craig]

That's because that stat was fudged instead of just letting it grow naturally. This thread is the Barry Bonds of forums. It would've made the Hall of Fame as one of, if not the greatest thread of all-time but it used PED's anyway.

BREAKING NEWS

The NBA announced Friday that it is investigating whether 'The Super Melo to Portland' thread on the Rip City Two basketball forum, has violated the league's anti-drug policies.

It appears during a random drug test, the thread has tested positive for Fillerdione, a steriod often used to stuff threads with artificial posts to hasten growth. An insider has stated that they should have just let the thread grow naturally and has called it the Barry Bonds of threads. Another has said it would make Schwarzenegger proud. Top forum officials cannot be reached for comment.

 

[THE HCP]

 

[hoopsjock]

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It wasn't bumping the thread, it was the time you posted 79 (I went back and counted) times in a row with one word or a punctuation mark to try and get the post to 10,000. It would've easily gotten there naturally!

 

[Strenuus]

It wasn't bumping the thread, it was the time you posted 79 (I went back and counted) times in a row with one word or a punctuation mark to try and get the post to 10,000. It would've easily gotten there naturally!

Man, the things you do when youre confined to a bed.

Although, to be fair, now that were beyond 10,079 posts... Its suffice to say that it did reach it. It was just hitting ichiro singles to up the count.

 

[THE HCP]

It wasn't bumping the thread, it was the time you posted 79 (I went back and counted) times in a row with one word or a punctuation mark to try and get the post to 10,000. It would've easily gotten there naturally!

Damn, you actually went back and counted? I'm not sure what's more sad, the fact that you actually went back and counted, or that you would even REMEMBER that.