The super Melo to Portland thread + The Big Blockbuster (1 Viewer)

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I 100% wish that Nurk was saying he was ready to play on Monday. Miss that guy.

 

[KingSpeed]

Came here just to say congrats to @KingSpeed from Clutchfans for finally getting your boy.

Thanks!!!! So pumped. Perfect situation for both sides. We have tons of minutes and shots for him. He’s better than Tolliver. He opens up the floor for Dame. And he can’t mess up chemistry because it’s non existent. I’m ecstatic for Melo and Blazers.

Dame/CJ/Hood/Melo/Whiteside can SCORE!

 

[PCmor7]

that sounds phony

It was. I went back and doublechecked and edited my original post.

 

[Scalma]

Non guaranteed deal too so fuck it why not

 

[PCmor7]

Uhh what??

It was a tweet from a fake account.

 

[PCmor7]

hey man I got a bridge to sell you interested?

Hmmm, where?

 

[KingSpeed]

Outside of the Lillard buzzer beaters this might be my favorite day as a blazers fan it’s just so fucking hilarious and if you’re not laughing, fuck you too.

100% agree. Is this our best free agent signing ever?

 

[tlongII]

Horrible move. I thought our defense couldn’t get worse and now this happens. Olshey is in panic mode.

 

[Blazers1977]

this is awesome. This easily improves our current roster.

 

[PHXBlazer1]

Lets go!

 

[Scalma]

100% agree. Is this our best free agent signing ever?

The sad thing is I actually have to think about it.

 

[THE HCP]

I Mean Seriously WTF?

You think this makes us worse? We now have LESS of a chance of winning games now? You’d rather Tolliver and Mario be on the floor than him? If yes, we are no longer boys.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

OMG finally something interesting lol This'll be fun! Come on Olympic stud Carmelo!!!

 

[THE HCP]

Fans..."man, our defense sucks this year"

Olshey..."hold my beer"

POST OF THE CENTURY

 

[Scalma]

Next question, does he start, because the second unit could use his scoring.

 

[Hobbesarable]

This made my day.

 

[bobf]

That’s crazy. Not only does he suck, he’s bad for chemistry. They’ve lost their minds.

 

[Blazers1977]

All we gotta do is tread water until we get our dominant 8 man rotation back: (Lillard, CJ, Hood, Collins, Nurk, Whiteside, Ant, Bazemore).

this will help us stay in the playoff mix. We’re gonna be damn good in 2020 when everyone’s back.

 

[KingSpeed]

Next question, does he start, because the second unit could use his scoring.

Starts and plays 40 mpg lol. He’s rested. Been in load management for 12 months.

 

[THE HCP]

PLEASE MERGE THIS WITH THE REAL MELO THREAD!

 

[bobf]

You think this makes us worse? We now have LESS of a chance of winning games now? You’d rather Tolliver and Mario be on the floor than him? If yes, we are no longer boys.

It makes us worse. None of the above should be on the floor.

 

[illmatic99]

That’s crazy. Not only does he suck, he’s bad for chemistry. They’ve lost their minds.

How will it possibly get worse? It's a nonguaranteed contract. There's literally 0 downside to this outside of Jody losing more $. BFD

 

[THE HCP]

He better start and play the whole damn game.

 

[Hobbesarable]

Starts and plays 40 mpg lol. He’s rested. Been in load management for 12 months.

Hahaha. I was waiting for a response like this.

 

[THE HCP]

It makes us worse. None of the above should be on the floor.

So you’d rather Tolliver and Mario be on the floor than this guy. What the hell?

 

[KingSpeed]

That’s crazy. Not only does he suck, he’s bad for chemistry. They’ve lost their minds.

But our chemistry has been bad. There’s nothing to mess up. I’m certain Dame and CJ are on board.

 

[THE HCP]

How will it possibly get worse? It's a nonguaranteed contract. There's literally 0 downside to this outside of Jody losing more $. BFD

Right?

 

[Scalma]

That’s crazy. Not only does he suck, he’s bad for chemistry. They’ve lost their minds.

bad for chemistry? That’s the opposite of what his teammates in the past have thought of him.

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[AldoTrapani]

I love it. This was clearly a desperate measures move and blazers knew the season was slipping away if not already over. Melo cannot be worse than Tolliver and Mario anyways I say why not and with Dame’s leadership whose to say he won’t just click well here.

Regardless we’ll be back in the thick of things next year when we’re healthy and upgraded with the Whiteside Baze trades that’s hopefully coming and a more than likely lottery asset

so I’m excited fuck it let’s give Melo a try