The super Melo to Portland thread + The Big Blockbuster (12 Viewers)

[Hobbesarable]

Except for one thing, in college as a sophmore, Turner shot 44% from 3 compared to Mitchells 35%, so your logic in proof is flawed until Mitchell proves he can do it at the NBA level.

ET only had 25 attempts his sophomore year compared to Mitchell's 226.

 

[Sweetriverphil]

Yeah, but how good is Mitchell's Twitter account?

 

[e_blazer]

Come on N.O.

 

[SIeepwalker]

Its past 3:13 WTF

Did I say today ? I meant tomorrow !

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Bump!

 

[Minstrel]

We're on the 2 yard line. New York has no leverage. Melo has no interest in Houston, lol. He's coming here, book it. We're going to have a big four, better than the Warriors. I can't believe Morey Olshey pulled it off--he's a genius!

 

[BonesJones]

Bump

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

 

[e_blazer]

We're on the 2 yard line. New York has no leverage. Melo has no interest in Houston, lol. He's coming here, book it. We're going to have a big four, better than the Warriors. I can't believe Morey Olshey pulled it off--he's a genius!

Umm...can I assume that your monitor only displays text in green?

 

[theprunetang]

Umm...can I assume that your monitor only displays text in green?

He uses a Commodore 64.

 

[blue9]

I've read every book of his and Fight Club doesn't make my top 10. I have a couple of awesome Chuck P stories I'll have to share later. Gotta watch my grill.

Survivor > Fight Club > Everything* else.
Chuck sucks as a writer. Decent enough story ideas, but his writing BLOWS.

*I stopped reading his books after awhile, but I don't imagine he suddenly learned how to write better.

 

[blue9]

Here's another nugget of info about Turner.

COLLEGE CAREER:

Was an early entry candidate for the 2010 NBA Draft following his junior season at Ohio State. Swept the national player of the year honors in 2009-10, picking up the Naismith Trophy, the John R. Wooden Award along with the USBWA, Associated Press and NABC player of the year awards. Also Big Ten Player of the Year and Big Ten Tournament Most Outstanding Player. As a junior, led the Big Ten in scoring (20.4 ppg) and rebounding (9.2 rpg) while ranking second in assists (6.0 apg) and steals (1.7 spg). According to STATS, became the first Division I player to average at least 20 points, 9 rebounds and 6 assists in a single season since Oscar Robertson did so in back-to-back seasons in 1958-59 and 1959-60. Opened the season with a triple-double against Alcorn State and posted another one four games later vs. Lipscomb, becoming the 34th player in NCAA Division I history to record multiple triple-doubles in the same season. Suffered a transverse process fracture on the second and third lumbar vertebra against Eastern Michigan on 12/5/09 but missed just six games after initially being diagnosed with a recovery time of eight weeks. In his first game back, scored a career-high tying 32 points at Purdue. Shot 51.9% from the floor as a junior and 50.2% for his career.

He should really stick to playing college ball...

 

[theprunetang]

Survivor > Fight Club > Everything* else.
Chuck sucks as a writer. Decent enough story ideas, but his writing BLOWS.

*I stopped reading his books after awhile, but I don't imagine he suddenly learned how to write better.

He is not my favorite writer at all, as that would go to Richard Brautigan, Nabokov, Bukowski, or Henry Miller, however, I really do like his work. He might not go down as a classic, but he is highly entertaining, very imaginative, and his work is very readable.
I don't read him for the same reasons that I read Sartre, as I expect to get different things from the experience. It is all subjective. And I only care about whether I enjoy it or not. The outside perspective matters not.

 

[Strenuus]

This shit is gonna reach 5,000 posts.


But, can this post reach 5,000 likes?

(You're welcome, Denny. Direct deposit, please.)

 

[Hobbesarable]

He uses a Commodore 64.

or an Apple IIe

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Fake news. Girls don't fart.

 

[theprunetang]

Fake news. Girls don't fart.

My Google search history says otherwise......

 

[Boob-No-More]

or an Apple IIe

Or an original IBM PC:

Ah.... the good old days when sarcasm ruled 24/7/365!

BNM

 

[Minstrel]

Umm...can I assume that your monitor only displays text in green?

Green font is a crutch.

 

[RR7]

Fake news. Girls don't fart.

Pretty insensitive to automatically assume that a skirt, purse and tits means it's a girl. Come on!

 

[Strenuus]

Pretty insensitive to automatically assume that a skirt, purse and tits means it's a girl. Come on!

Our 2nd longest thread on the forum and RR7 gonna try to make it go to OT. God damn it. :MARIS61:

(Truthfully, good point).

 

[Dougnsalem]

Our 2nd longest thread on the forum and RR7 gonna try to make it go to OT. God damn it. :MARIS61:

(Truthfully, good point).

And I've always heard that colored girls don't fart....

 

[Strenuus]

And I've always heard that colored girls don't fart....

 

[Dougnsalem]

Bed time! Have a great night guys.....

~runs QUICKLY to bed~

 

[e_blazer]

Relax. I'm sure that he meant something like:

2D art often stinks, but I've never known it to fart.

 

[RR7]

And I've always heard that colored girls don't fart....

Nope,
the colored girls go,
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

 

[Dougnsalem]

Nope,
the colored girls go,
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Lol. My Dads favorite song. Heard that a bazillion times....

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[Strenuus]

You are so late... thats been talked about all day.

 

[Scalma]

You are so late... thats been talked about all day.

This applies to literally all of his tweet posts.