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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at
the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Tennessee arrived .and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the
dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I
play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice;
and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the
dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... "YES!
YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared
at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she
roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were
watching." Moral --- Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all
blondes are dumb. But, all men..... are men.
the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Tennessee arrived .and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the
dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I
play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice;
and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the
dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... "YES!
YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared
at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she
roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were
watching." Moral --- Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all
blondes are dumb. But, all men..... are men.
