The "That's gross..yet funny" thread

[julius]

A friend of mine actually asked me
"You ever have gas so bad, that you can tell it's going to peal paint just by the temp?"

And after the initial laughing died down, I thought about that for a short while. It's funny how sometimes you can sense just how bad something might be. Like when you know you're going to have a great belch, or a foamy one...or one that is part food. Or you you might vurp or barf. But it's best when you can sense the massive nature of a fart.

And what's funny (and gross) is when you rip one so bad that it even disgusts yourself.

And....break!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

8th grade Spanish class this (snob) cheerleader sat in front of me and farted. It was quite obvious and surprisingly loud. My friend next to me busted out laughing. Her face was so red but she had the audacity to look at me like I did it.

 

[Master Shake]

I woulda slapped her out. Like "Bitch, what are you looking at?"

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

My friend was changing his air filter in his older car and told me:

"Yup, it's more clogged than a porta potty after Andrew Zimmern leaves it..."