The vcwannabe/umair Thread!

[Karma]

lol, either we're used to it or Umair improved

 

[Legacy]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair15:</div><div class="quote_post">I'm rising faster than the price of gas.
look at vc talking all his trash
man hold up im about to go down
make vc look like a stupid ass clown
he is scared to go
he knows he sucks which is fo'sho
im just here to prove im a better
im here to win not to write a letter
so i'll make this quick and win
after all this, i'll make vc's head spin
vc you think you're better and you think you can beat me
but im the type of rapper you always dream to be</div>

Umair I'm a much better rapper than you/you're softer than Winnie the Pooh
You cant rap, your lines make no sense/when you sell your raps all you get is 50 cents
You are weak and no competition/boy you aint even in my division
Fo'sho is that all you say?/you can't win, like team USA
So stop rapping cuz you aint nothing compared to me/I'm gonna win this battle, and it's a guarantee

 

[umair]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">Umair I'm a much better rapper than you/you're softer than Winnie the Pooh
You cant rap, your lines make no sense/when you sell your raps all you get is 50 cents
You are weak and no competition/boy you aint even in my division
Fo'sho is that all you say?/you can't win, like team USA
So stop rapping cuz you aint nothing compared to me/I'm gonna win this battle, and it's a guarantee</div>
I aint definetly not softer than you
I am much harder in the bed with your mom than you
My lines make sense
I think you cant read, so go wear some contanct lense
Im not weak, my lines are bold
my lines shine and look like gold
You hatin on team USA?
Going for another team, that's the losers way.
I got this battle won, so a mod might as well lock this up.
So now go home and tell your mom i said wassup
you suck at this, i am the master
im trying to do this faster
so i can get home to your mother
because we are gonna make you another brother

 

[Trip]

Haha the Umair I know is back.

 

[Karma]

LOL at the mods moving this back to the Make Me Laugh section.

As far as the battle itself is concered....no comments so far, keep battling

 

[P.A.P.]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">
I aint definetly not softer than you
I am much harder in the bed with your mom than you</div>

Why would he be in a bed with his mom? Even if somehow he was, why would he be hard? Sicko.

Great job with the rhyming however

 

[NJNetz]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Umair I'm a much better rapper than you/you're softer than Winnie the Pooh</div>

That right there is straight FiYA!!

 

[Sex Panther]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">so i can get home to your mother
because we are gonna make you another brother</div>

This is turning out to be a GOAT losers bracket.

 

[Legacy]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair15:</div><div class="quote_post">I aint definetly not softer than you
I am much harder in the bed with your mom than you
My lines make sense
I think you cant read, so go wear some contanct lense
Im not weak, my lines are bold
my lines shine and look like gold
You hatin on team USA?
Going for another team, that's the losers way.
I got this battle won, so a mod might as well lock this up.
So now go home and tell your mom i said wassup
you suck at this, i am the master
im trying to do this faster
so i can get home to your mother
because we are gonna make you another brother</div>

You wanna talk about moms thats a mistake/cuz i do you mom every night after our dates
I made you, your brother, and your sister/Your raps are so confusing there like tounge twisters
You think you better, you think you gonna win?/Every rap you make is a sin
Becuase you should stop rapping now cuz I aleady won this/and for the celebration your mom is gonna give me a big kiss
I'm the best ask my boy NbaBaller/you gonna cry while I'm poppin my collar
You can't beat me eveyone already knows/this battle is over so bring out my hoes

 

[umair]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">You wanna talk about moms thats a mistake/cuz i do you mom every night after our dates
I made you, your brother, and your sister/Your raps are so confusing there like tounge twisters
You think you better, you think you gonna win?/Every rap you make is a sin
Becuase you should stop rapping now cuz I aleady won this/and for the celebration your mom is gonna give me a big kiss
I'm the best ask my boy NbaBaller/you gonna cry while I'm poppin my collar
You can't beat me eveyone already knows/this battle is over so bring out my hoes</div>
how do you do my mom when you have no meat
me and your mom be rocking like the miam heat
I am confident I will be the winner this time
i will be right back, lemme go pay your mom her dime
you suck at this, and will always suck
go home practice, and come back with luck
I can whoop you anytime of the night
bring on the fight
because i wont give up and always win
maybe this rap is making your mind spin
i will stop and let you go
tell your mom, she is late
tell her to come cuz we have a date

 

[44Thrilla]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Becuase you should stop rapping now cuz I aleady won this/and for the celebration your mom is gonna give me a big kiss</div>
Line of the century.

 

[Legacy]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair15:</div><div class="quote_post">how do you do my mom when you have no meat
me and your mom be rocking like the miam heat
I am confident I will be the winner this time
i will be right back, lemme go pay your mom her dime
you suck at this, and will always suck
go home practice, and come back with luck
I can whoop you anytime of the night
bring on the fight
because i wont give up and always win
maybe this rap is making your mind spin
i will stop and let you go
tell your mom, she is late
tell her to come cuz we have a date</div>

Who you think you are talking to me like that?/Mcdonalds is the only place you will ever work at
Mcgrady and Yao, they can't stay healthy/and if your mom was here she would want to do me
Cuz I do her more than Kobe scores/maybe because your mom is a whore
You cant ball even if it depended on your life/when you grow up your gonna have a husband, while I have a wife
It'll probably be your mom, ya son it's true/after this battle it's your mom I'm gonna attend to

 

[umair]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">Who you think you are talking to me like that?/Mcdonalds is the only place you will ever work at
Mcgrady and Yao, they can't stay healthy/and if your mom was here she would want to do me
Cuz I do her more than Kobe scores/maybe because your mom is a whore
You cant ball even if it depended on your life/when you grow up your gonna have a husband, while I have a wife
It'll probably be your mom, ya son it's true/after this battle it's your mom I'm gonna attend to</div>
you talking so much trash is making my fingers sore
but i wont give up because im not hoe like your mom which is for sure
your lines are wack and dont make sense
aren't you the mexican i saw climbing over the fence?
how many time do i tell you, you have no meat
stop wasting your time because i can't be beat
its time for me to get it with your mother
we are gonna get it dirty all night, after that, i have next with your sister

 

[Legacy]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair15:</div><div class="quote_post">you talking so much trash is making my fingers sore
but i wont give up because im not hoe like your mom which is for sure
your lines are wack and dont make sense
aren't you the mexican i saw climbing over the fence?
how many time do i tell you, you have no meat
stop wasting your time because i can't be beat
its time for me to get it with your mother
we are gonna get it dirty all night, after that, i have next with your sister</div>

Umair, Umair, Umair have'nt you learned?/Just for all your raps your keyboard should be burned
You cant rap you cant even rhyme/just reading your raps is a waste of time
Umair you embrass yourself with all those lines/you should practice more reading mines
I aint Pakistani or Mexican/now you'll probably think that I'm African
I already won so lock this thread/now it's time to meet your mom in bed

 

[umair]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">Umair, Umair, Umair have'nt you learned?/Just for all your raps your keyboard should be burned
You cant rap you cant even rhyme/just reading your raps is a waste of time
Umair you embrass yourself with all those lines/you should practice more reading mines
I aint Pakistani or Mexican/now you'll probably think that I'm African
I already won so lock this thread/now it's time to meet your mom in bed</div>
Your lines are dont make sense and are real wack
your breath stinks so bad, go get a tic tac
practice reading your lines??

your lines suck, and are gay
maybe you should stop and go away
You didnt win, I did, everyone knows
time for me to go and call my hoe
so tell your mom that im ready to go
im going to do your mom like lakers three peat
all your mom will see this night will be skeet, skeet, skeet

 

[Legacy]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair15:</div><div class="quote_post">Your lines are dont make sense and are real wack
your breath stinks so bad, go get a tic tac
practice reading your lines??

your lines suck, and are gay
maybe you should stop and go away
You didnt win, I did, everyone knows
time for me to go and call my hoe
so tell your mom that im ready to go
im going to do your mom like lakers three peat
all your mom will see this night will be skeet, skeet, skeet</div>

Heres a quarter man, just stop rapping/your raps suck so much you need a slapping
You should be banned cuz you suck so much/I'll be like Kobe, perform in the clutch
You still talkin man I thought I told you to stop/I bought your mom from a pet shop
Ask everybody and the know/that your mom is a big fat hoe
The rap is over and I'll leave with dignity/I win this battle and you'll have to agree

 

[Legacy]

You guys could start voting now because me and Umair have the same number of raps.

 

[umair]

ok start voting..

 

[asdf]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Bahir:</div><div class="quote_post">You both suck
'cuz you look like someone named Chuck


Peace out.</div>

We have a winner.

 

[umair]

who is the winner??
vote someone

 

[Legacy]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair15:</div><div class="quote_post">who is the winner??
vote someone</div>

Not many members on at this time.

 

[Legacy]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting asdf:</div><div class="quote_post">We have a winner.</div>

Atleast me and Umair had the balls to be in a rap battle.

 

[umair]

I know..someone did have any to compete anywhere..cuz they sucked..

 

[Mag]

My sincere suggestion is to stop using the same words over and over again. Umair, gas prices are on the DECLINE buddy. . Stop dissing each other's mothers -- neither of them would like to read that.

I reserve my judgement, until others give theirs (reasons and what-not).

 

[P.A.P.]

It's a tie. You both lose.

 

[asdf]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">

Atleast me and Umair had the balls to be in a rap battle.</div>

I know what I can do and what I can't do... Simple as that.

 

[B.e.]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting P.A.P.:</div><div class="quote_post">It's a tie. You both lose.</div>
I agree

You guys might have set a record for using the most lamest momma jokes in a keystyle battle ever. CONGRATS!

 

[Legacy]

This is why I did'nt want to take part in this battle. It's really starting to tick me off that every be talking all this sh*t about me and Umair.

 

[Karma]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">
This is why I did'nt want to take part in this battle. It's really starting to tick me off that every be talking all this sh*t about me and Umair.
</div>

Well, when 95% of the battle verses contains of lines like:

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">You still talkin man I thought I told you to stop/I bought your mom from a pet shop
Ask everybody and the know/that your mom is a big fat hoe</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">time for me to go and call my hoe
so tell your mom that im ready to go</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post"> already won so lock this thread/now it's time to meet your mom in bed</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">but i wont give up because im not hoe like your mom which is for sure</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Mcgrady and Yao, they can't stay healthy/and if your mom was here she would want to do me
Cuz I do her more than Kobe scores/maybe because your mom is a whore</div>

...it's hard not to make fun.

FIRST OF ALL, the whole point is to demoralize your opponent, not call thier mothers a hoe on every other line. Secondly, stop talking about how YOU have hoes...with lines like the ones we just saw from you guys, it doesn't look like you'll be impressing ANY hoes (or anyone for that matter) anytime soon.

Thirdly, I choose not to vote until your battle....until it is actually a battle and not an onslaught of simple rhymes about how you did each other's moms and how each other's mom are hoes.

 

[Legacy]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Junoon:</div><div class="quote_post">Well, when 95% of the battle verses contains of lines like:











...it's hard not to make fun.

FIRST OF ALL, the whole point is to demoralize your opponent, not call thier mothers a hoe on every other line. Secondly, stop talking about how YOU have hoes...with lines like the ones we just saw from you guys, it doesn't look like you'll be impressing ANY hoes (or anyone for that matter) anytime soon.

Thirdly, I choose not to vote until your battle....until it is actually a battle and not an onslaught of simple rhymes about how you did each other's moms and how each other's mom are hoes.</div>