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Lets make sure to bump this when they get knocked out of the playoffs this year.
 
going back 2 back in 2016 said:
Damian Lillard is trash. Lillard is a inefficient chucking scrub. CJ McCollum might be one of the worst defenders at the SG position in the NBA. CJ McCollum is a fraud. The Blazers are mediocre. Blazer fans may not want to admit it, but you know it is the truth. You are now officially the western conference's new treadmill team. Congrats. Tonight will be light work for the Warriors. Steph Curry is the best guard since Michael Jordan. Curry is averaging 29.8 points per game on 68.2 percent true shooting on fewer shot attempts than Jordan while playing 33.8 minutes per game. Michael Jordan's highest true shooting mark was 61.4 percent, back in 1989 when he averaged 32.5 points per game in 40.2 MPG. Curry is scoring at Jordan's rate but far more efficiently. Keep in mind, the league average in true shooting was identical then to what it is now. You can't argue with the fact that Curry is scoring more efficiently than MJ ever did. With 30 games left in the season, Steph's PER is 32.19 . The highest PER in a single season in NBA history is 31.82 by Wilt. Steph is also on pace to break the record for highest WS/48 for a single season. The Warriors dynasty is just getting started with a young core that includes Steph (age 27 making $11M a year through the 2016-2017 season), Klay (Age 25 who signed a long term contract for less than his true max), Draymond (age 25 who signed a long term contract for $11.1M below his max), Barnes (Age 23- at a premium season ticket holder event 3 days ago Joe Lacob, Kirk Lacob, and Bob Myers told attendees[myself included] that Barnes would be brought back next season and signed to a long term contract no matter what), Ezeli (Age 26- at a premium season ticket holder event 3 days ago Joe Lacob, Kirk Lacob, and Bob Myers told attendees[myself included] that Ezeli would be brought back next season and signed to a long term contract no matter what). The Warriors organization is so great because they hold these premium season ticket holder events after the renewal date, and allow premium season ticket holders to ask team executives direct questions. We also have super vets in Iguodala, Livingston (making only $5M this season, and $5M next season as well), and Bogut locked up until the end of the 2016-2017 season. Along with deep bench depth with Barbosa, Rush, Speights, Clark, JMM, and Looney. We even have Jason Thompson's non-guaranteed $7M 2016-2017 contract we will waive before August, and have removed completely from our books. Kiss the ring. Enjoy the Warriors championship dynasty. The Warriors are the NBA's 4th great dynasty. The Russell Celtics, the Showtime Lakers, the MJ Bulls, and now the Warriors. You can make the 9 hour drive to the Bay every June to see our parades. It will be something nice to keep your mind off the pathetic Portland Trailblazers.

OK, so now we know who fathered the puppy monkey baby. . .
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I tried having a friend of mine hit me over the head with a ballpeen hammer, in hopes I would be dumbed down enough to understand the original message.


I was mistaken
 
I just asked a friend of mine to go to the 49er Forum that I was banned from, go to the Golden State Warriors thread, and post this picture:

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And tell them "Vladpryde sends his love from beyond the grave."

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BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 said:
Bunch of overly sensitive Bay Area fucks
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I am ashamed to say: the 9ers REALLY DO have the whiniest fanbase in the NFL. If the Seahawks have the most classless, then we definitely have the whiniest.

They run their forums JUST LIKE the Front Office runs that team: no accountability, no responsibility from the Moderators/Admins, and no consistency with enforcing the rules.

Oh, and did I mention the LAWYERS for the Front Office are the ones who wrote the rules and TOS for the entire forum? Yeah.

The friend I mentioned: he once posted a picture of a box of tissues in a thread during pre-season with the caption "it seems we're going to need a lot of these"; in reference to the tears that would be shed last season for all the losses that were sure to come with Tomsula running the show.

What did the admins do? They thought he was posting a tissue box in reference to masturbation...and banned him for a week. No joke, I couldn't make that shit up if I tried.

When I was finally banned, it was almost a relief. I made a lot of friends on that forum, but I HATED the way that fucking place was run. So I started up my own forum.

http://9erfaithful.freeforums.net/
 
Nikolokolus said:
This team still lacks a second all-nba caliber player. So while getting into the playoffs would provide some nice "feels," losing a draft pick and at least a couple of our own pending free agents isn't going to help this team take the necessary leap forward it's going to need to eventually reach "contender" status. So again, not good.

Whatever. With Houston faltering, it seems like it's a fifty-fifty proposition at this point. If they make it in I'll root for them to win of course, but unless Vonleh morphs into a bonafide star in a year or two, I wonder if we won't look back on this season and find it just a little bitter-sweet?
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Not making the playoffs would mean we don't even have ONE all-NBA caliber player.
 
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Jade Falcon said:
I am ashamed to say: the 9ers REALLY DO have the whiniest fanbase in the NFL. If the Seahawks have the most classless, then we definitely have the whiniest.

They run their forums JUST LIKE the Front Office runs that team: no accountability, no responsibility from the Moderators/Admins, and no consistency with enforcing the rules.

Oh, and did I mention the LAWYERS for the Front Office are the ones who wrote the rules and TOS for the entire forum? Yeah.

The friend I mentioned: he once posted a picture of a box of tissues in a thread during pre-season with the caption "it seems we're going to need a lot of these"; in reference to the tears that would be shed last season for all the losses that were sure to come with Tomsula running the show.

What did the admins do? They thought he was posting a tissue box in reference to masturbation...and banned him for a week. No joke, I couldn't make that shit up if I tried.

When I was finally banned, it was almost a relief. I made a lot of friends on that forum, but I HATED the way that fucking place was run. So I started up my own forum.

http://9erfaithful.freeforums.net/
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Nah. Just the whiniest. Go Hawks ;)
 
Jade Falcon said:
I am ashamed to say: the 9ers REALLY DO have the whiniest fanbase in the NFL. If the Seahawks have the most classless, then we definitely have the whiniest.

They run their forums JUST LIKE the Front Office runs that team: no accountability, no responsibility from the Moderators/Admins, and no consistency with enforcing the rules.

Oh, and did I mention the LAWYERS for the Front Office are the ones who wrote the rules and TOS for the entire forum? Yeah.

The friend I mentioned: he once posted a picture of a box of tissues in a thread during pre-season with the caption "it seems we're going to need a lot of these"; in reference to the tears that would be shed last season for all the losses that were sure to come with Tomsula running the show.

What did the admins do? They thought he was posting a tissue box in reference to masturbation...and banned him for a week. No joke, I couldn't make that shit up if I tried.

When I was finally banned, it was almost a relief. I made a lot of friends on that forum, but I HATED the way that fucking place was run. So I started up my own forum.

http://9erfaithful.freeforums.net/
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I'm a Niner fan so thanks.
 
Nikolokolus said:
This team still lacks a second all-nba caliber player. So while getting into the playoffs would provide some nice "feels," losing a draft pick and at least a couple of our own pending free agents isn't going to help this team take the necessary leap forward it's going to need to eventually reach "contender" status. So again, not good.

Whatever. With Houston faltering, it seems like it's a fifty-fifty proposition at this point. If they make it in I'll root for them to win of course, but unless Vonleh morphs into a bonafide star in a year or two, I wonder if we won't look back on this season and find it just a little bitter-sweet?
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Oh I'm sure you will regret the Blazers winning because you have delusional views on how to construct a winning NBA roster.

The Blazers set this team up to get a good lottery pick or have tons of young players with upside exceeding expectations.

The Blazers scheduled multiple home back to backs such as tomorrows game. The NBA gives them the chance to have rest day; instead we made the schedule more difficult. CJ is a future all-nba caliber player and still on a rookie contract.

Neil tried to tank; but the players are way too damn good for that to happen. That is a great "problem".
 
Here we go again
 
going back 2 back in 2016 said:
Damian Lillard is trash. Lillard is a inefficient chucking scrub. CJ McCollum might be one of the worst defenders at the SG position in the NBA. CJ McCollum is a fraud. The Blazers are mediocre. Blazer fans may not want to admit it, but you know it is the truth. You are now officially the western conference's new treadmill team. Congrats. Tonight will be light work for the Warriors. Steph Curry is the best guard since Michael Jordan. Curry is averaging 29.8 points per game on 68.2 percent true shooting on fewer shot attempts than Jordan while playing 33.8 minutes per game. Michael Jordan's highest true shooting mark was 61.4 percent, back in 1989 when he averaged 32.5 points per game in 40.2 MPG. Curry is scoring at Jordan's rate but far more efficiently. Keep in mind, the league average in true shooting was identical then to what it is now. You can't argue with the fact that Curry is scoring more efficiently than MJ ever did. With 30 games left in the season, Steph's PER is 32.19 . The highest PER in a single season in NBA history is 31.82 by Wilt. Steph is also on pace to break the record for highest WS/48 for a single season. The Warriors dynasty is just getting started with a young core that includes Steph (age 27 making $11M a year through the 2016-2017 season), Klay (Age 25 who signed a long term contract for less than his true max), Draymond (age 25 who signed a long term contract for $11.1M below his max), Barnes (Age 23- at a premium season ticket holder event 3 days ago Joe Lacob, Kirk Lacob, and Bob Myers told attendees[myself included] that Barnes would be brought back next season and signed to a long term contract no matter what), Ezeli (Age 26- at a premium season ticket holder event 3 days ago Joe Lacob, Kirk Lacob, and Bob Myers told attendees[myself included] that Ezeli would be brought back next season and signed to a long term contract no matter what). The Warriors organization is so great because they hold these premium season ticket holder events after the renewal date, and allow premium season ticket holders to ask team executives direct questions. We also have super vets in Iguodala, Livingston (making only $5M this season, and $5M next season as well), and Bogut locked up until the end of the 2016-2017 season. Along with deep bench depth with Barbosa, Rush, Speights, Clark, JMM, and Looney. We even have Jason Thompson's non-guaranteed $7M 2016-2017 contract we will waive before August, and have removed completely from our books. Kiss the ring. Enjoy the Warriors championship dynasty. The Warriors are the NBA's 4th great dynasty. The Russell Celtics, the Showtime Lakers, the MJ Bulls, and now the Warriors. You can make the 9 hour drive to the Bay every June to see our parades. It will be something nice to keep your mind off the pathetic Portland Trailblazers.

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Mods, change his handle.
 
About that.....

Way to jinx your team.

This moniker will NEVER EVER be true.

Just remember to stock up on kleenex. Or, your more likely move, start cheering the cavs. Actually, do both. Cheer for the cavs, so a west team (us) will win it. Don't worry, we'll let you be a fan of our team after 2017. Maybe.
 
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