The XXXI Olympiad Games in Brasil Thread

[SlyPokerDog]

Oh fucking Christ...

No one else creeped out by this?

 

[riverman]

South America is like a more fun Middle East lol

Being actually able to see the women is a big plus

 

[riverman]

can swimmers get STD's from each other in that pool? I put my money on yes.

without condoms, they probably could

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Go Fiji!

After 16 appearances in the Olympics, the tiny nation of Fiji has its first medal.

And it is gold.

The Fiji rugby sevens squad routed Great Britain in the gold medal game on Thursday night, winning 43-7 in a game that was never in doubt. Team GB seemed overwhelmed by Fiji's size and speed and couldn’t seem to bring down anyone with a clean tackle.

For Fiji, a small Oceanic nation that is comprised of over 300 islands in the South Pacific and boasts a population of just 800,000, it was nothing less than what was expected. The team entered the Olympics as the heavy favorites, led by Leone Nakarawa, who is listed at 6-6 and 240 pounds, and Semi Kunatani, who is 6-3, 240.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...ins-rugby-sevens-first-olympic-gold/88591028/

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

WOO HOO USA WOMENS SOCCER LOST!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

WOO HOO USA WOMENS SOCCER LOST!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

WOO HOO USA WOMENS SOCCER LOST!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Think I'd skip the diving, and do a couple laps....
View attachment 9845

Rio diving pool—still green—now closed and smells like farts

http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/08/rio-diving-pool-still-green-now-closed-and-smells-like-farts/

 

[Natebishop3]

The sad thing is that the Olympic committee won't be phased by this. They're still making boatloads of cash. Nobody will actually hold them accountable for this shit show.

 

[santeesioux]

Ol' Sarlacc pit vagina is pissed.

 

[e_blazer]

Go Fiji!

After 16 appearances in the Olympics, the tiny nation of Fiji has its first medal. And it is gold.

For Fiji, a small Oceanic nation that is comprised of over 300 islands in the South Pacific and boasts a population of just 800,000, it was nothing less than what was expected. The team entered the Olympics as the heavy favorites, led by Leone Nakarawa, who is listed at 6-6 and 240 pounds, and Semi Kunatani, who is 6-3, 240.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...ins-rugby-sevens-first-olympic-gold/88591028/

Awesome. Any dude named "Semi" has to be tough to tackle.

 

[DUB]

Go Fiji!

After 16 appearances in the Olympics, the tiny nation of Fiji has its first medal.

And it is gold.

The Fiji rugby sevens squad routed Great Britain in the gold medal game on Thursday night, winning 43-7 in a game that was never in doubt. Team GB seemed overwhelmed by Fiji's size and speed and couldn’t seem to bring down anyone with a clean tackle.

For Fiji, a small Oceanic nation that is comprised of over 300 islands in the South Pacific and boasts a population of just 800,000, it was nothing less than what was expected. The team entered the Olympics as the heavy favorites, led by Leone Nakarawa, who is listed at 6-6 and 240 pounds, and Semi Kunatani, who is 6-3, 240.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...ins-rugby-sevens-first-olympic-gold/88591028/

Fantastic for Fiji! Rugby 7's is the only sport they're good at; they're OK at rugby, but not elite. Rugby 7's is to rugby, as 3-on-3 is to basketball.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Rio diving pool—still green—now closed and smells like farts

http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/08/rio-diving-pool-still-green-now-closed-and-smells-like-farts/

Maybe the audience thought they were at the beach and took a dump in their chair

 

[e_blazer]

Maybe the audience thought they were at the beach and took a dump in their chair

Maybe those people who were planning the fart-in at the DNC all went to Rio for a vacation.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Maybe the HCP brought refried beans to Brasil and introduced it to the indigenous population.

 

[Dougnsalem]

Rio diving pool—still green—now closed and smells like farts

http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/08/rio-diving-pool-still-green-now-closed-and-smells-like-farts/

They really blew it. They should have named their site arsetechnica.com....

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Maybe the HCP brought refried beans to Brasil and introduced it to the indigenous population.

Maybe HCP went swimming in it during off hours.

 

[Natebishop3]

Swimming has delivered this time.

Phelps, Ledecky, DiRado, Ervin, Manuel.... this has been one of the best Olympics I have ever seen for swimming.

 

[THE HCP]

BRoy was out on the course today watching!

 

[riverman]

BRoy was out on the course today watching!View attachment 9886

Looks like he's got a new knee and is covered in sunscreen

 

[riverman]

Fantastic for Fiji! Rugby 7's is the only sport they're good at; they're OK at rugby, but not elite. Rugby 7's is to rugby, as 3-on-3 is to basketball.

Vijay Singh would argue that

 

[riverman]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Japanese pole vaulter’s Olympic dream crushed by his own penis

http://www.news.com.au/sport/olympi...s/news-story/a7e70dcbd46300b7ab0f4fef16f2fbef

 

[BlazerWookee]

Reminds me of Sly's golf swing...

 

[Dougnsalem]

Reminds me of Sly's golf swing...

I bet the Filipino divers are jealous....

 

[ripcityboy]

Ducks WR Devon Allen just came in 5th in the 100 meter hurdles..... but at least it means he's probably not going full time yet. There was some talk of him going pro if he won gold.

 

[riverman]

Japanese pole vaulter’s Olympic dream crushed by his own penis

http://www.news.com.au/sport/olympi...s/news-story/a7e70dcbd46300b7ab0f4fef16f2fbef

amazing how close he had to be to the pole for this to happen!

 

[ripcityboy]

Just watched that boxing match where that Irish boxer got robbed. It's a fucking disgrace! Actually it's a shame of a mockery of a joke. Ugh.

 

[Dougnsalem]

And one more....