Theist vs Atheist Haiku's

[Further]

lets attack eachother through Haiku


Life uninspired
To think, always as Jesus
Find another quote


First steal and then lie
punch, spit and cheat people
time to repent

 

[Denny Crane]

God is dead.
-- Nietzsche

(Quite poetic)

 

[magnifier661]

lets attack eachother through Haiku


Life uninspired
To think, always as Jesus
Find another quote


First steal and then lie
punch, spit and cheat people
time to repent

The mockery
The atheist, complains of judgement
Only to judge others

 

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The mockery
The atheist, complains of judgement
Only to judge others

hahaha,

Turned to the mirror
I just saw only myself
I must be Jesus

 

[magnifier661]

hahaha,

Turned the mirror
I saw only myself
I must be Jesus

The atheist Jew
A new world
No imagination

 

[Further]

Not that it matters, but the general rules for Haikus is 5 syllables for line one, 7 syllables for line two, 5 for line 3.

 

[Further]

The atheist Jew
A new world
No imagination

the atheist Jew
betters the Christians two ways
in thought and in soup

 

[magnifier661]

Not that it matters, but the general rules for Haikus is 5 syllables for line one, 7 syllables for line two, 5 for line 3.

Dammit!

 

[Further]

Dammit!

Dammit he does say
has he heard the good news
he is forgiven

 

[e_blazer]

Your god is not real
Christopher Hitchens did say.
Thoughts now: Hot in here?

 

[Further]

Your god is not real
Christopher Hitchens did avow
Thoughts now: Hot in here?

hahaha

 

[speeds]

The vast universe
It was made with me in mind
No? So arrogant

 

[BlazerWookee]

Not that it matters, but the general rules for Haikus is 5 syllables for line one, 7 syllables for line two, 5 for line 3.

General rules which
you violated in your
first fucking haiku.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I've been wondering
about Jerry Garcia
How grateful is he now?

 

[BlazerWookee]

Would Steven Hawkings
Scream through digital voice box
While burning in Hell?

 

[speeds]

Everlasting praise
Father, son, and ghost--Heaven?
No, North Korea

 

[Further]

Invisible friend
Father Christmas for grownups
Rather sad, really

 

[speeds]

Drank blood on Sunday
Then feasted on the body
Christian cannibal

 

[Further]

people waste their time
learn Klingon in the basement
or read the bible

 

[e_blazer]

Atheists' Christmas,
Now there's a contradiction.
Celebrate or cry?

 

[speeds]

We're all athiests
When it comes to Zeus and Thor
I just go one more

 

[BlazerWookee]

"Judge not," He once said
to his flock, "Lest ye be judged."
Not many listened.

 

[Further]

General rules which
you violated in your
first fucking haiku.

ya, i wrote them quick, tried to adhere to the rules but may have screwed up. I was not posting the rules to chastise anyone, just realized some people might not know or remember the right pattern. Have to go now, but ill check in later. Hopefully you and others have fun in this thread.

 

[e_blazer]

When atheist hits
His left thumb with a hammer:
"Oh, nothing damn it!"

 

[BlazerWookee]

ya, i wrote them quick, tried to adhere to the rules but may have screwed up. I was not posting the rules to chastise anyone, just realized some people might not know or remember the right pattern. Have to go now, but ill check in later. Hopefully you and others have fun in this thread.

Just jerking your chain,
Not trying to start a fight.
Haikus are fun shit.

 

[Further]

When atheist hits
His left thumb with a hammer:
"Oh, nothing damn it!"

one thing is for sure
I have no problem saying
"Holy Fuck god, ouch"

 

[magnifier661]

Noknobs fragile brain,
Uses crutch to argue God,
Feel sorry for him

 

[e_blazer]

one thing is for sure
I have no problem saying
"Holy Fuck god, ouch"

Oops. Has to be in haiku...

Atheist who takes
Our God's holy name in vain...
Shows hope for him yet.

 

[Eastoff]

Hey guys am i do-
ing it right? does this still count
if I break up words?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i ask "do we burn?"
he says "no, we fucking rot"
my dad sure is cool