Theist vs Atheist Haiku's

[3RA1N1AC]

babies die in fires
people get their dicks cut off
mysterious ways

 

[magnifier661]

babies die in fires
people get their dicks cut off
mysterious ways

Mysterious not
Satan reigns the world today
God will overcome

 

[BlazerWookee]

If my belief's wrong,
I'll never know that I'm wrong.
Athiests will know.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Mysterious not
Satan reigns the world today
God will overcome

if satan runs shit
and god is all powerful
i guess im confused

 

[3RA1N1AC]

my fav haiku ever, and almost on topic?

worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave

 

[magnifier661]

if satan runs shit
and god is all powerful
i guess im confused

Many are confused
When free will is obtained
Knowledge will free you

 

[VanillaGorilla]

If my belief's wrong,
I'll never know that I'm wrong.
Athiests will know.

Anyone with mind
Would take solace in the fact
Of knowing the truth

 

[magnifier661]

Anyone with mind
Would take solace in the fact
Of knowing the truth

I believe this true
On both sides of the belief
To believe or not

 

[Further]

Priest bangs a child
Repent, all is for forgiven .
But Gandhi will burn?

 

[magnifier661]

Priest bangs a child
Repent, all is for forgiven .
But Gandhi will burn?

That's good!

Remember the truth
Priests aren't the only Christian
And even Gandhi knows

 

[3RA1N1AC]

some say that gods love
makes you feel warm and fuzzy
so does getting drunk

 

[magnifier661]

some say that gods love
makes you feel warm and fuzzy
so does getting drunk

And drinking in grace
Brings greater reward in man
Than living in sin

 

[3RA1N1AC]

whispered in her ear
"accept jesus inside you"
as he blew his load

 

[Further]

Jesus had nice abs
Budda was a big fatty
Is one type divine



When I take a crap
And really have to push hard
I am almost god

 

[magnifier661]

Sometimes, just sometimes
The atheist can be right
When they plead for help.

The Christian chooses
To give out their loving hand
To witness for Christ.

 

[speeds]

You're my favourite, Job
But Satan's been talking shit
Prepare to suffer

 

[speeds]

The Christian chooses
To give out their loving hand
To witness for Christ.

Athiest chooses
To love and help his neighbour
Promised no reward

 

[magnifier661]

Athiest chooses
To love and help his neighbour
Promised no reward

I have not met one
That chooses to live selfless
Without any goal

 

[magnifier661]

You're my favourite, Job
But Satan's been talking shit
Prepare to suffer

The atheist thinks
Christians only look into
The Old Testament

The christian believes
That the Old Testament is
A past reference

 

[Further]

Athiest chooses
To love and help his neighbour
Promised no reward

Yes yes yes yes yes
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Yes yes yes yes yes

 

[speeds]

The atheist thinks
Christians only look into
The Old Testament

The christian believes
That the Old Testament is
A past reference

You might as well write sentences if you're going to do it like this.

 

[speeds]

Sadly, I must die
Your ancestors stole some fruit
Dad never forgets

 

[Further]

God Hates ***s, they say
He sends hurricanes and floods
Gay love is evil?

 

[speeds]

Kill him, Abraham
Climb the mount, cut Isaac's throat
Show me you love me

 

[magnifier661]

You might as well write sentences if you're going to do it like this.

They were two poems silly

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Hey, this is almost a Haiku, lol!

 

[Further]

Father Son and Ghost
Lots of personalities
Ask Tyler Durden

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Found it in a jar
Now our savior walks again
Cloned from his foreskin

 

[3RA1N1AC]

The hipster Jesus
Turned water to PBR
Before it was cool

 

[Natebishop3]

You're all incorrect.
There is a one true god here.
He is LeBron James.