There is no God!

[GMJ]

He's not human

I honestly can't tell if you're referring to the bride or groom.

 

[Денг Гордон]

Couldn't he have sex with little boys like the priests do? No way he had sex with that, the galgamex vagina is like 6 feet wide and has razor sharp teeth.

 

[BasX]

I honestly can't tell if you're referring to the bride or groom.

There's a bride?

 

[Денг Гордон]

 

[Денг Гордон]

 

[Денг Гордон]

Seriously, I wish I could find true love like that some day.

 

[DaRizzle]

I know the thread is a fake but how did he get the pics?!? PLEASE somebody tell me you can make all those pics that good on photoshop so I can sleep

 

[GMJ]

I know the thread is a fake but how did he get the pics?!? PLEASE somebody tell me you can make all those pics that good on photoshop so I can sleep

Unfortunately my friend, while the OP was joking...that did happen...somewhere (the south)

 

[DaRizzle]

oh dear god...i dont want to believe you

 

[GMJ]

oh dear god...i dont want to believe you

I don't want to believe myself either

Unfortunately Occum's Razor has turned the ugly stick into a slashing instrument.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Its true. I have the link of the guys Myspace somewhere. I'll have to find it.

 

[Hudge]

Maybe she has inner-beauty

 

[Anima]

How the hell did you fuckers get my wedding pictures?!?!

 

[isrus]

How the hell did you fuckers get my wedding pictures?!?!

So now i know why you have a Shrek avatar

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Maybe she has inner-beauty

I know you do.

 

[Really Lost One]

 

[speeds]

Maybe she has inner-beauty

You're saying she might've eaten someone pretty?

Anyways, the funniest comment I read with regards to this article (which is all over the net at the moment) is 'even the worst pizza place in town gets business.'

 

[Hudge]

YEAH! Maybe she ate his real wife!!!

 

[Celtic Fan]

fave quote so far "So you went to Sea World and came back with a Whale, congrats."

 

[M Two One]

Honestly, I seriously would not think anyone could find that "woman" attractive. How in the hell did you stumble upon this forum with this creepy shit, Ronan?

 

[bbwMax]

Lol i know what you mean M21, Theres looking through the looks into her personality but theres a limit, my bet is, they met over the Internet

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Honestly, I seriously would not think anyone could find that "woman" attractive. How in the hell did you stumble upon this forum with this creepy shit, Ronan?

I have many agents.

"She must be fast with that aerodynamic forehead." is the best quote.

 

[bbwMax]

I have many agents.

"She must be fast with that aerodynamic forehead." is the best quote.

Lol I read that one too