Science There's a compelling reason scientists think we've never found aliens

[Dougnsalem]

I only needed one line....."Hi! I'm Riverman!" She answered.."What the fuck kind of name is that?" Needless to say I was smitten and married the wench.

Thats the biggest fishing tale I've EVER heard!

 

[Dougnsalem]

I don't use lines, yo.

It's my backup, if things aren't flowing good.... I toss it out there, like a joke.

BTW- Hey! Can you hook me up with Paris??? She's hot!

 

[dead247]

Ha. I have the whole planet and its' scientists fooled. I'm from Alpha Centari myself...

Fools...We are already here. You just not smart enough to know it....

Ah ha. I knew there was something foreign about you. The bald head was on point, but you forgot to enlarge and darken your eyes...now we know you're from another star system!

 

[dead247]

Personally, I'll only believe in aliens when I see them. I get that probability might predict that other habitable worlds are out there, but I also think the conditions that we have for life on Earth are rare enough that there may not be said planets out there.

PS - I want to believe (the truth is out there)

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

nets?

Wrecking ball

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

It's my backup, if things aren't flowing good.... I toss it out there, like a joke.

BTW- Hey! Can you hook me up with Paris??? She's hot!

Hilton? Maybe 10 years ago but not any longer....

 

[riverman]

I like the Douglass Adams approach to space....I won't die, I'll hitch a ride....thanks for all the fish!

 

[riverman]

Hilton? Maybe 10 years ago but not any longer....

It's the same poster on your wall now that it was 10 years ago!

 

[Shaboid]

http://nautil.us/blog/i-built-a-stable-planetary-system-with-416-planets-in-the-habitable-zone

 

[Rastapopoulos]

 

[riverman]

They also have cloaking devices

 

[Rastapopoulos]

...until now:

http://www.newsweek.com/mystery-radio-signals-ross-128-star-637682

 

[Dougnsalem]

If there are actual intelligent life out there, they have probably seen and want nothing to do with our species, and are keeping far away.

Are you sure???

NSFW???


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[stampedehero]

Oh They are here. They enjoy abduction and experimentation. I believe the Chinese US and Russian governments are in their grasp. The Mexicans are bold enough to show they exist.

 

[Chris Craig]

Are you sure???

NSFW???


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What's she running from? I thought women liked a strapping lad.

 

[Chris Craig]

I like the "its not aliens its us from the future" theory as well

 

[barfo]

What's she running from? I thought women liked a strapping lad.

Looks to me like “a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation”.

No wonder she's running.

barfo

 

[Chris Craig]

Looks to me like “a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation”.

No wonder she's running.

barfo

Maybe for an alien thats hard

 

[barfo]

Maybe for an alien thats hard

Pity the poor alien girls, then.

barfo