I was never dumb when I was young -
I volunteered to be a door gunner on a helicopter. Now, tell me that wasn't smart.
I married a woman whom even her friends advised me not to marry. We divorced about six months later. Now, tell me that wasn't smart.
I once drove a lady home from a party while sharing a joint. I told her that I was never interested in dating her. She took it hard. Now, tell me that wasn't smart.
I got into an argument with another drunk at a seedy night club. He pulled a knife and held it to my belly. His friends talked him out of stabbing me. Now, tell me that wasn't smart.
I've done so many dumb things in my life that I could write a book about it.
So, what's the upshot? I couldn't agree with you more.