Things you did as a youth, now that you look back, were kind of dick moves

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Used to drive around with a supersoaker and shoot other cars with it, especially convertibles. We were in the burbs, so nothing really happened other than people yelling at you.
 
putting my then 10 year old brothers in all the wrestling submission moves I learned? Sharpshooter, figure 4 leg lock, Million Dollar Dream, Steiner Recliner, Torture Rack etc.. the only impact finisher that I put them in was Kevin Nash's Powerbomb.. but that was only on the trampoline.
 
Almost every thing.

How about locking my friends head in the sunroof of my car and driving 100 miles an hour down a straight country road. Very funny at the time. But yeah, dick move.
 
Wheels said:
putting my then 10 year old brothers in all the wrestling submission moves I learned? Sharpshooter, figure 4 leg lock, Million Dollar Dream, Steiner Recliner, Torture Rack etc.. the only impact finisher that I put them in was Kevin Nash's Powerbomb.. but that was only on the trampoline.
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haha. we did that too. jackknife powerbomb!
 
oh yeah, we made our cousin kiss his brother's dick...and we still make fun of him for doing that to this day. haha
 
Me and a few friends drove around Lake Oswego once in the early 90's and blasted people with a paintball gun.
 
We did that with waterbaloons freshman year. threw them at old people waiting at bus stops and shit too...
 
Buzz Killington said:
haha. we did that too. jackknife powerbomb!
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haha yeah Jackknife Powerbomb was the BEST.. then my mom made us stop doing that move cause the time Kevin Nash dropped The Giant (the Big Show now) on his neck. But apparently wrenching on someone's back with the Torture Rack and Sharposhooter was still ok lol.
 
Buzz Killington said:
Pile Drivers were also quite good. the sharpshooter was pretty gangsta!
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LOL Piledrivers scared me. although I was never into WWF after Bret Left.. I remember what happened to Stone Cold when Owen Hart pile Drived him. But yes the Sharpshooter/Scorpion Deathlock was my favorite one to put on. Oh and also Chris Benoits Crippler Cross face.
 
Set up a molotov cocktail on the train tracks, on a construction horse, and had a train plow into it. Looking back, it easily could hav ecaught the whole train on fire and bbeen super super dangerous/bad. But what the fuck did we know. We just wanted to see the cool fireball.
 
RR7 said:
Set up a molotov cocktail on the train tracks, on a construction horse, and had a train plow into it. Looking back, it easily could hav ecaught the whole train on fire and bbeen super super dangerous/bad. But what the fuck did we know. We just wanted to see the cool fireball.
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LMAO!
 
Also flung SPAM at a nearby park with a 3 man sling shot.
 
Wheels said:
LOL Piledrivers scared me. although I was never into WWF after Bret Left.. I remember what happened to Stone Cold when Owen Hart pile Drived him. But yes the Sharpshooter/Scorpion Deathlock was my favorite one to put on. Oh and also Chris Benoits Crippler Cross face.
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Remember those face first pile drivers where you just fall forward. those must have hurt the most.

The cool ones were suplexes. my cousins would freak out when they're up side down in the air.

every once in a while we would fuck them up and they would cry and we'd get in trouble. haha
 
During the november elections my junior year in HS, we took EVERY sign from yards around the neighborhood and put them in this one guys yard! Probably a couple hundred. I bet we fucked his grass up pretty bad. I'd be pissed if somebody did that to my lawn................ man I sound old!
 
When dissecting in biology, we chucked a few organs into hard-to-reach crevices around the lab.
 
we had a crippled teacher at school who had a stroke and limped around. one night, at like midnight we went in front of his house and just kept on lighting fireworks until he limped outside.then we drove away.
 
Used to use hydrochloric acid to write on people's lawns and kill the grass.

Also used to make hyrdochloric acid bombs, with it and aluminum foil.
 
When I was in middle school, we used to hang out at the mall a lot. It was a decent bus ride away. 30 minutes or so. One time we paid for one of our friends to ride the little santa train with a bunch of 6 year olds. Then we all just left the mall.
 
Buzz Killington said:
Remember those face first pile drivers where you just fall forward. those must have hurt the most.

The cool ones were suplexes. my cousins would freak out when they're up side down in the air.

every once in a while we would fuck them up and they would cry and we'd get in trouble. haha
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Oh man those were the scaries lol. I had fun delivering the German Suplexes as well. The Jackhammer was one I had trouble delivering and usually cause pain on the trampoline cause I would screw up on the twist down. Yeah my grandma HATED Wrestling and I got chastized many of times for our trampoline matches.
 
oh yeah, in college we had this neighbor who we had beef with. so much to the point he moved out of our dorm.

so when he was moving out (it was at night), we called public safety and told them there was a suspicious truck unloading a lot of stereos, and they came and bugged him. we were watching the whole thing and laughing or asses off.
 
I gave my friend a scar under his left eye from hitting him in the face with a recorder(one of those lame little plastic flute type instruments). I was the Macho Man. Well, the Macho King. That was my scepter. He still has a tiny little scar.
 
once there were like 3 black chicks walking out our dorm window. we threw a pack of thunderbombs out our window as they were walking by and it sounded like gunfire..they hit the deck gangsta-style. funny ass shit.
 
At rice bowl (teriyaki joint), we replaced one of the soy sauces..dumped it out and refilled it with Pepsi and then watched the hilarity ensue.
 
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