Things you did as a youth, now that you look back, were kind of dick moves

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I made a Molotov cocktail once just to throw it on the open school yard (concrete)after hours when nobody was there.....for some reason I thought i hadnt properly lit it and looked directly down the hole of the glass bottle.....right then the fuel ignited and my face was engulfed in a fireball for a half a second....no eyebrows for a month or two :crazy:
 
mobes23 said:
Using trash can lids as shield, a buddy and I dueled with a pretty good supply of bottle rockets, shooting them at each other one after the other. A miracle that we didn't win a Darwin award for that.
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BeerBoy said:
Was he eating outside at a McDonalds, Burger King, and some other place I cant remember? That is where we blasted people.
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no, he was walking home from school.
 
Popped a tire on a City of Portland car in broad daylight. Cop's couldn't track down the knife so they let me go after talking to my drunk ass for over 3 hours. It was stupid on my part as well as my friends for thinking it was a good idea.
 
DaRizzle said:
It sounds like you realize your stupidity...but with all due respect you need (needed)your ass beat down for that, a couple thousand dollars in fines, and made to do gruntwork for the greenskeeper.

That shit takes FOREVER to fix.....Somebody did that shit at a course i play at....fucking up golf courses is REAL high on my list of things I wont tolerate and will put them in a headlock and take the to management....which i have done before to a friends friend....fuck him

Respect for other peoples property in general is real high on my "dont fuck with me" list

(of course the stories I told earlier when i was a kid dont apply....and I was caught and my parents made me pay)
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you just proved how old and white you are.:cheers:
 
DaRizzle said:
we used roman candles and wore wind breakers as some sort of "protection" :crazy:


One landed in my scalp and stuck there for a few seconds.....i had a nice bald patch for a few weeks
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similar story except my friend caught one in the ear.:sigh:
 
When I was in second grade, my class took a field trip to Tryon Creek State Park. I wanted to bring back something for my mom, so I picked all the trillium I could find (which was something like three flowers). I received the ass-chewing of a lifetime by the park ranger who informed me that they bloomed once every seven years.
 
My friend and I when I was in third grade wedged nails under the tires of some cars that were parked. When they backed out, their tires went flat.
 
Wow, you guys are horrible.

I think the worst I did was call a random number at like 4 in the afternoon (latchkey kid syndrome at work), ask "is there a John there?" and when I got the answer "No" I cleverly replied "Then what do you pee in, a dixie cup?"

I was 9. My humor has almost improved.
 
BrianFromWA said:
Wow, you guys are horrible.

I think the worst I did was call a random number at like 4 in the afternoon (latchkey kid syndrome at work), ask "is there a John there?" and when I got the answer "No" I cleverly replied "Then what do you pee in, a dixie cup?"

I was 9. My humor has almost improved.
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My favorite: "Is Mr. Walls there?"

"No, you have the wrong number."

"Is Mrs. Walls there?"

"No, I said you have the wrong number."

"Are there any Walls there?"

"No, I keep telling you, there aren't any Walls here, you have the wrong number."

"Then what's holding up your roof?"
 
Prank calls! When I was 8-9 caller-ID wasn't around yet.

My friends and I called some random number in the phonebook and pretended that I was kidnapped I got away from the kidnapper and I was calling from a phone booth in front of the Crow-Bar tavern. And this was around 2am or so. She sounded so scared. I had to hang up because I felt so guilty and didn't want to break into laughter.

True story.
 
Fez W. Bush said:
Prank calls! When I was 8-9 caller-ID wasn't around yet.

My friends and I called some random number in the phonebook and pretended that I was kidnapped I got away from the kidnapper and I was calling from a phone booth in front of the Crow-Bar tavern. And this was around 2am or so. She sounded so scared. I had to hang up because I felt so guilty and didn't want to break into laughter.

True story.
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In college we had this phone code that let us dial for free (stolen phone code for on campus phones). So at like 3am in the AM we started dialing random numbers in Staten Island New York and started yelling, "YO WU TANG IN THE HOUSE KID" and then hung up. funny shit.

This was more recent, but one night I was fucked up and took my friends phone. I asked him for his voicemail password (he was wasted too) and he gave it to me, and I changed his answering machine on his cell saying that he got arrested last night and was in the LA county jail. haha. dude had some funny voicemails the next morning.
 
I remember at the pay phone at our school, there was one of those "for a good time call...." on the phone. We would call that number during the break before going to gym class and pretend we were the star running back of our school. We would actually call collect and the dude kept on accepting, like he was getting off on it. Pretty funny, we carried that for a few weeks.
 
My friends and I used to throw whole pumpkins out of the windows of our cars while driving like 30 miles per hour... into mail boxes. The normally would rip right out of the ground throwing pumpkin guts and dirt everywhere. One time, in my 87' Accord a friend in the back seat tried to throw one out, but the window only rolled halfway down and it smashed the window and all the glass blew back in his face. He had several minor cuts and we dropped him off at the hospital and drove off.
 
Made a pipe bomb with fireworks and blew up an elementary school mailbox....Also I shot some random guy in a suit several times with a paintball gun while he was waiting at a bus stop.
 
Luther said:
Made a pipe bomb with fireworks and blew up an elementary school mailbox....Also I shot some random guy in a suit several times with a paintball gun while he was waiting at a bus stop.
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He was probably going to a job interview, didn't get the job because of you, and now he panhandles in Beaverton where BenDavis503 yelled at him. Everything is connected.
 
Everything I ever did my whole life up until about an hour ago.

Other than that I have no regrets.

barfo
 
damn several of you said shooting paintball guns at random people....that is REALLY fucked up for a shitload of reasons...but yes I understand this thread is SUPPOSEDLY when we didnt know any better :lol:
 
DaRizzle said:
damn several of you said shooting paintball guns at random people....that is REALLY fucked up for a shitload of reasons...but yes I understand this thread is SUPPOSEDLY when we didnt know any better :lol:
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DOWNER
 
VanillaGorilla said:
DOWNER
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lots of problems can be fixed with cash...as of right now money doesnt give you a new eyeball


you cant say "just kidding" when you make someone blind


ok downer over...carry on with the child stupidity stories:cheers:
 
When I was in the 8th grade my mom caught this kid, who was around 14, touching this little girl in a way he shouldn't have been. Long story short, the police did nothing for lack of evidence. But she saw it with her own eyes. It was under an old car port. She yelled at him and he took off. She turned around and got me to find him. Gangsta lol

Anyway, I had a group of friends and we all lived in this same area. Word got around and we were going to rough the guy up if we ever saw him. He hid out for good reason but one of my friends, who did this on his own, shot out the picture window of their house with a Co2 bb gun. He didn't tell us what he did until we were walking down that street at night when the cops pulled guns on us! there were 5 or 6 of us.

Talk about being at the wrong place at the wrong time! none of us got in trouble but our friend got a fair amount of community service! 8th grade year was crazy.
 
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I used to throw bricks off the overpass during recess. I was 8 and bored:dunno:
 
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