Thinking about moving to Portland

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Ledge Caliber said:
Yeah why are there so many homeless people in Portland? That's one thing I noticed while there. I heard there's a big heroin problem up there. Truth or myth?

I can't stress enough that I am not Californian. I am from Chevy Chase, MD.

I may almost be 34 but there has to be some 28-33 year old good looking women up there. If I wanted to fuck hot young girls I'd stay in LA. Been boning this 25 year old slut the past few weeks, she calls me master and sir and all that real kinky shit. I'm ready to settle down and have a family. Call me old fashioned.

So yeah....who has an apartment for rent? :smiley-laughing:
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Ledge Caliber said:
Yeah why are there so many homeless people in Portland? That's one thing I noticed while there. I heard there's a big heroin problem up there. Truth or myth?

I can't stress enough that I am not Californian. I am from Chevy Chase, MD.

I may almost be 34 but there has to be some 28-33 year old good looking women up there. If I wanted to fuck hot young girls I'd stay in LA. Been boning this 25 year old slut the past few weeks, she calls me master and sir and all that real kinky shit. I'm ready to settle down and have a family. Call me old fashioned.

So yeah....who has an apartment for rent? :smiley-laughing:
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Portland, it's where young people go to retire and beg for food for their show dogs
 
Thanks all. If I end up moving I'll remember to come bump this thread.

I'll try to find some threads to contribute to. I need another forum to post on anyway haha. I was checking that sportstwo home page....damn the Blazers forum is the only one that is really popping.

Portland Trail Blazers Discussions: 46,273 Messages: 1,602,305

No other team is even close. You guys are killing this forum. Congrats.

Good luck this upcoming season. Go Wizards....we suck. I liked the Markieff Morris towards the end of last year, but we haven't a legit big man in forever. Gortat? Nah. I'm not sold on Mahinmi. And John Wall is great, not sure he's a leader though. We are going to need him and Beal to carry the team, along with contributions from Porter and others.

See ya.
 
Ledge Caliber said:
Yeah why are there so many homeless people in Portland? That's one thing I noticed while there. I heard there's a big heroin problem up there. Truth or myth?

I can't stress enough that I am not Californian. I am from Chevy Chase, MD.

I may almost be 34 but there has to be some 28-33 year old good looking women up there. If I wanted to fuck hot young girls I'd stay in LA. Been boning this 25 year old slut the past few weeks, she calls me master and sir and all that real kinky shit. I'm ready to settle down and have a family. Call me old fashioned.

So yeah....who has an apartment for rent? :smiley-laughing:
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Truth, within a month of moving here you will do heroin whether or not you want to. If you don't choose to do it on your own free will you will undoubtedly be injected by a stranger.

So don't move here unless you want to get hooked on heroin. It's a hypodermic epidemic.
 
Portland is the inspiration for both Breaking Bad and Sons of Anarchy so there's that factor
 
Dougnsalem said:
Trust us, don't stop in Salem. Portland is the place to be.....
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So he loaded up the truck, and moved to Healy...
Heights, that is. Swimmin' Pools. Mom Jeans.

barfo
 
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