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would that make you HBM now?
It just may. Island girl said I could always crash @ her house.
Ya know, that lifestyle would fit you.

That's what she said.........![]()
Hawaii is just one natural disaster away from needing a really good window salesman.
You should get on Japan's Craigslist and see if you can get Godzilla to visit.
Sly, Sly, Sly, most of chic Hawaii doesn't have windows.
And if nothing else, AMB is chic.
Sly, Sly, Sly, most of chic Hawaii doesn't have windows.
And if nothing else, AMB is chic.
I did discuss windows with her..............to her soul.
Oh crap, now you're waxing poor poetry about melon girl- ew. You have Island fever all right. Oh well, you'll snap out of it. It takes 5-10 days.
Nah, I only waxed that surf board. Man, I miss that water!!
It's like masturbating to her photo- you'll get over it all soon. It'll just be a fond memory.

I now know what AMB meant. It was a Freudian slip on your part...referring to alternative masterbative behavior.
Speaking of which.......you're sure up late this evening.![]()
I now know what AMB meant. It was a Freudian slip on your part...referring to alternative masterbative behavior.
Speaking of which.......you're sure up late this evening.![]()
Symptoms are blindness and hairy palms.
Symptoms are blindness and hairy palms.
FWIW, went for a "midnight snack" at Wendy's- Jr bacon cheeseburger, small fries (named after your junk) and a small coke. All for $3.50.
I was gonna check for hair on my palms, but it was hard to make anything out.
So much for your diet, brah..........
Hey, I'm not the one advertising on CL for a date in Hawaii. I mean, talk about being hard up...

)The good news is, it worked.........and worked very, very well I might add.
(and to think, people in here actually wanted me to pay for hookers.)
She was a sweetie. But be honest, including meals, drinks, gas money, taxi money, viagra... how much did you spend on her? At least $150?
To be honest, I didn't have to spend a nickel. I found that out on night 1. The fact that I did, though, was purely by choice...and gratitude.....for all those extra special things she did for me. Oh, and you're right, she definitely is a sweetie.
The good news is, it worked.........and worked very, very well I might add.
(and to think, people in here actually wanted me to pay for hookers.)
