Ah I seen this a while back, that's some messed up BS I tell you. lol
From what I can make out with the German I know he's basically complaining and spazzing out over his computer game constantly freezing. Then he starts yelling at it about how needs to play to build up stats and some other crap. I'm assuming he's playing a mass online multiplayer game like FF or WOW. What a crazy little dude.