This is Both Sad and Funny.

[oldmangrouch]

A buddy of mine was charged for burglary after entering an empty apartment without permission in his building..... and when I say empty, I mean empty.... it was a vacant apartment.... unfortunately the cops were already banging down his door because of a trail of broken plastic lawn chairs leading back to his place, but that's a whole other story.

Actually, I would guess all those sexually violated pink flamingos interested tham more than the lawn chairs!

 

[Driew]

The guy was probably just smoking a joint or something in the abandoned house haha.