OT This is why we need the death penalty!

[SlyPokerDog]

Man who raped fiancee’s dog gets 60 days in jail

https://www.oregonlive.com/news/201...says-he-wishes-he-couldve-given-him-more.html

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Man who raped fiancee’s dog gets 60 days in jail

https://www.oregonlive.com/news/201...says-he-wishes-he-couldve-given-him-more.html

Not clicking that but he does need to die.

 

[Lanny]

Man who raped fiancee’s dog gets 60 days in jail

https://www.oregonlive.com/news/201...says-he-wishes-he-couldve-given-him-more.html

For some reason this just reminded me of a couple of jokes.

1. This guy moves way out West from his urban home in the East. He's there prospecting up in the hills. So, he comes in to this small settlement to restock some supplies. He's in the general store and asks the clerk in a very hushed voice, "I notice there are very few women in these parts and they are all taken. So, what do you guys do for, you know, relief?" The clerk says "oh, we go out back and pick out one of the sheep." The man gasps and says never in a Million years and leaves. A couple months later the guy comes back for more supplies and asks the clerk where these sheep are because by this time his crawling up the wall. The clerk says that they keep them in the corral out back. So, the guy goes out back and picks out a sheep and all these other guys start laughing. The guy says, "What's wrong? You all do it." "Sure" replies one of the guys "but the ugliest one in the group?"

2. Same story except this guy joins his buddy who's been prospecting all alone for a long time. Guy2 asks guy1 "Say, what do you do for sexual relief?" Guy1 says that he uses a board that he drills a hole into and lines it with fur. OMG, replies guy2. When guy2 goes to get supplies he buys a board and fixes it according to the directions of the general store clerk. About 6 months goes by and no show by these two prospectors. Finally, guy2 shows up at the store for some supplies. The clerk asks him where his buddy is. Guy2 replies "Oh, I had to shoot him. Caught him with my board."

Okay, top those.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

For some reason this just reminded me of a couple of jokes.

A man fucking a dog reminds you of jokes?

A MAN FUCKING A DOG REMINDS YOU OF JOKES?!?

I... I... I have no words.

 

[Lanny]

A man fucking a dog reminds you of jokes?

A MAN FUCKING A DOG REMINDS YOU OF JOKES?!?

I... I... I have no words.

I had to get my mind off that thought.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I had to get my mind off that thought.

You just barely saved yourself this time.

My first thought was Gerard Butler kicking a guy into a bottomless pit in the movie 300.

 

[Hobbesarable]

I had to get my mind off that thought.

You're awesome, buddy!

 

[riverman]

A man fucking a dog reminds you of jokes?

A MAN FUCKING A DOG REMINDS YOU OF JOKES?!?

I... I... I have no words.

Those damned Greeks and Romans!!

 

[barfo]

Man who raped fiancee’s dog gets 60 days in jail: wishes he could’ve given him more

He doesn't seem very remorseful.

barfo

 

[THE HCP]

I'm not clicking on that. Just curious if it says whether the dog was flirting with the man? If so, the dog was kinda' asking for it right?

 

[riverman]

Just curious if it says whether the dog was flirting with the man?

Nobody needs to know what's in your google search history or how many times you've been drunk in Tijuana!

 

[Lanny]

You just barely saved yourself this time.

My first thought was Gerard Butler kicking a guy into a bottomless pit in the movie 300.

Quick thinking is in my genes.

 

[julius]

What in the literal and actual fuck?

 

[Chris Craig]

I want to vomit

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

A man fucking a dog reminds you of jokes?

A MAN FUCKING A DOG REMINDS YOU OF JOKES?!?

I... I... I have no words.

Also, you're color blind, eat your own shit, and don't have opposable thumbs.