This shit is too fresh! A real life ninja!

[THE HCP]

[video=youtube;hpcYa1IeSAw]

 

[mook]

Ninjas don't use yo yos.

 

[andalusian]

Ninjas don't use yo yos.

Of course not. They use hoola hoops. See the 1:30 or 1:40 mark.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

That was impressive!

 

[RR7]

That's a cute pink ribbon on his sword.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Of course not. They use hoola hoops. See the 1:30 or 1:40 mark.

That's a comedy sketch, right? That dude is TERRIBLE!

 

[RR7]

Of course not. They use hoola hoops. See the 1:30 or 1:40 mark.

Wow, that was horrible. He was clearly "levitating" on his ass. And when the guy brought in the hula hoop, he didn't even go underneath him, just moved it around in a circle. Ahhhaahaha.

 

[Eastoff]

Of course not. They use hoola hoops. See the 1:30 or 1:40 mark.

HAHAHA OH GOD THAT IS AWWWWWWWWWWFUL! why would you EVER let someone record that on film

 

[andalusian]

HAHAHA OH GOD THAT IS AWWWWWWWWWWFUL! why would you EVER let someone record that on film

Maybe he is really a pirate, not a ninja?

 

[bintim]

Ninjas don't use yo yos.

This is your Ninja on yo-yos. Just say NO to yo-yos!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

HCP, andalusian' link took a sh** on your link.

That guy couldn't be serious. Since when do Ninjas do magic tricks with ping-pong balls?

 

[THE HCP]

He lulls you to sleep with the yo-yo then chokes you with the string!

 

[julius]

Of course not. They use hoola hoops. See the 1:30 or 1:40 mark.

wait...was that supposed to be serious?

 

[julius]

I want to call Ed O's employer, and sue this guy.

 

[andalusian]

wait...was that supposed to be serious?

Who knows? It was only appropriate because of the Ninja and Yo-Yo comments. The first video is fun, even if real Ninjas do not use Yo-Yos.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

 

[Sug]

Fucking panhandlers, get a real job.

 

[Love Monkey]

Everyone knows REAL ninjas can't be seen, and leave you with pockets filled with candy!


[video=youtube;WtR2m20C2YM]

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Guys, chill. That's andalusian in the video.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

Looks like he's doing Parkour, Wu Shu and practicing for clown college.

 

[andalusian]

Guys, chill. That's andalusian in the video.

The one in Modesto? Yes, that's me not seen there. But I was not seen there not because I am a Ninja, but because I am a pirate, and pirates do not come to Ninja parades.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I'm Black Beard.

 

[Natebishop3]

Only one thing can be concluded from that video.... he has entirely too much time on his hands.