^^^this also...at least 30 games. Solarte is not going to finish the season at .458...Roberts, McCann, Beltran, and Soriano are not going to finish below .200... Fielder is not going to finish at .182 ...Boston is not going to lose 100 games, etc.
In fact here are some more early season slow starters and fast starters;
http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/batting/_/order/false
http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/batting/_/order/true
...but if people want to wring their hands after one week you can't stop them.