Three way with the Rockets and Lakers?

[jlprk]

I used to have a thing for her...all that leg muscle with a great hip-to-waist ratio...

 

[BlazerWookee]

She can wear Felton's old jersey and shorts.

BNM

I'd hit that.


With a tire iron, if she got too close...

 

[BlazerWookee]

Basically

Gasol , 2 Portland fillers to Houston

Aldridge 2 Portland fillers to LAL

Montejunas
Jones
White
Cook
Aldrich
Douglas

Houston sends Raptors 2013 1st round (Top 3 protected and 15-30 in 2013, top 2 protected and 15-30 in 2014 and '15, Top 1 protected and 15-30 in 2016 and '17, and unprotected in 2018)

Houston sends 2014 1st round pick to Portland

Lakers send 2015 2017 unprotected 1st round picks to Portland

Next season Portland would have 33.4 mm in salary, 12 players under contract with Hickson still a Bird rights guy. Would also have more than likely 2 lottery picks . Say 3 and 5 for shits and giggles as well as enough money for two near max players, or a lopsided as hell trade

Roster would look something like this?

PG
Lillard

SG
Matthews
Cook

SF
Batum
Claver

PF
Hickson
McAdoo
Jones
White

C
Noel
Leonard
Freeland
Motijunas


Still with all kinds of money to spend

Aldridge, to the L*kers?

Not just no, not just hell no, but hell fucking no. That happens and I torch my entire collection of Blazers memorabilia.






And by "torch," of course, I mean "sell on eBay."

 

[BlazerCaravan]

No way I deal with the Lakers in any deal that might make them better.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Fuck.

The.

Lakers.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Fuck.

The.

Lakers.

In.

The.

Neck.

 

[Boob-No-More]

As someone who met Tonya in High School and several times during her Olympics run... she was a fucking hottie when she was in shape. I would have tapped that tight ass repeatedly, despite her trailer-trash attitude.

Looking at her current pic - and it's from her own web site (someone needs to teach that girl some Photoshop skills!), it's hard to believe she was once one of the most athletic women in the world.

BNM

 

[Boob-No-More]

I'd hit that.


With a tire iron, if she got too close...

Or a hubcap.

The thing that always cracked me up about that story wasn't that she hit her boyfriend with a hubcap, but that she just happened to have one laying round. You know you're white trash when you have random hubcaps laying around your yard.

BNM

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Looking at her current pic - and it's from her own web site (someone needs to teach that girl some Photoshop skills!), it's hard to believe she was once one of the most athletic women in the world.

BNM

Maybe - I'm just putting this crazy idea out there - she doesn't give a shit if some zitty message board geeks want to fuck her? Oh I know, too insane to be worth considering. Who wouldn't want you guys to masturbate over her picture?

 

[KingSpeed]

Why don't they just swap Harden for Gasol?

 

[GoBlazersGo]

Why don't they just swap Harden for Gasol?

FTFY

 

[Boob-No-More]

Maybe - I'm just putting this crazy idea out there - she doesn't give a shit if some zitty message board geeks want to fuck her? Oh I know, too insane to be worth considering. Who wouldn't want you guys to masturbate over her picture?

Hey, don't shoot the messenger...

It's her web site where she promotes herself as an actress and professional wrestler. If that's her new career path, she may want to invest in some nice Glamour Shots, like this:

BNM

 

[Mediocre Man]

Hey, don't shoot the messenger...

It's her web site where she promotes herself as an actress and professional wrestler. If that's her new career path, she may want to invest in some nice Glamour Shots, like this:

BNM

I like her bangs

 

[Natebishop3]

Maybe - I'm just putting this crazy idea out there - she doesn't give a shit if some zitty message board geeks want to fuck her? Oh I know, too insane to be worth considering. Who wouldn't want you guys to masturbate over her picture?

This isn't a video game forum..... why do you think people who post on a forum about sports are "zitty message board geeks"? Are you a zitty message board geek and you're projecting that image on the rest of us?