"Three word game"

[PtldPlatypus]

Colin Cowherd likes to do this each season--attempt to sum up each NBA team's upcoming season with just three words (more or less). However, y'all are clearly much more knowledgeable about the league, as well as probably more creative and clever than he is, so I figured I'd see what y'all would come up with. At the very least, give your 3-word summary on the Blazers.

If you actually want to see what Cowherd said about the league, I'll put them here.

Spoiler: Colin Cowherd's "Three Word Game" comments

ATL Young and winless
BOS 2019 NBA champs
BRK JayZ's worst investment
CHA The crying Jordan's
CHI Remember the 90's?
CLE We've got Baker…
DAL Dirk no winski
DEN Can't name anybody
DET Griff-in; I'm out
GSW Teamwork makes dreamwork
HOU Harden and soften
IND Indianapolis .500 team
LAC RIP lob city
LAL I can't wait
MEM They still exist?
MIA Wade to go
MIL It's hunting season
MIN Just ask Woj
NOP Bye bye Brow
NYK Durant's not coming
OKC O-K-knee
ORL Mickey mouse organization
PHI Done processing yet?
PHX Phoenix rising...slowly?
POR Hey…pot's legal
SAC I don't care
SAS Where'd everybody go?
TOR Kawhi Leonard's layover
UTA Just Quinn baby
WAS Hit a Wall

 

[Orion Bailey]

eat my nuts


I didnt read the rules, but im pretty sure I won.

 

[Strenuus]

33333

Colin Cowherd likes to do this each season--attempt to sum up each NBA team's upcoming season with just three words (more or less). However, y'all are clearly much more knowledgeable about the league, as well as probably more creative and clever than he is, so I figured I'd see what y'all would come up with. At the very least, give your 3-word summary on the Blazers.

If you actually want to see what Cowherd said about the league, I'll put them here.

Spoiler: Colin Cowherd's "Three Word Game" comments

ATL Young and winless
BOS 2019 NBA champs
BRK JayZ's worst investment
CHA The crying Jordan's
CHI Remember the 90's?
CLE We've got Baker…
DAL Dirk no winski
DEN Can't name anybody
DET Griff-in; I'm out
GSW Teamwork makes dreamwork
HOU Harden and soften
IND Indianapolis .500 team
LAC RIP lob city
LAL I can't wait
MEM They still exist?
MIA Wade to go
MIL It's hunting season
MIN Just ask Woj
NOP Bye bye Brow
NYK Durant's not coming
OKC O-K-knee
ORL Mickey mouse organization
PHI Done processing yet?
PHX Phoenix rising...slowly?
POR Hey…pot's legal
SAC I don't care
SAS Where'd everybody go?
TOR Kawhi Leonard's layover
UTA Just Quinn baby
WAS Hit a Wall

He actually used 4 words for us.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Win for Paul!

 

[Orion Bailey]

okay, My real entry....



Whats gonna happen?

 

[Mediocre Man]

Championship not happening

Doesnt matter anyway

Will we move?

Stanley cup on?

McGowans the devil

Koldes ugly face

Want Mike's back

Leonar_s for real

Layman is Bird

Turner still sucks

Shit can Olshey

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Franchise for Sale.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Third year jump (although according to Olshey, that's applicable every year)

 

[e_blazer]

Dame, McCollum, and?

 

[DaLincolnJones]

End of era

 

[Sedatedfork]

Good not great

 

[tlongII]

I'll do three letters.

LOL

 

[Mediocre Man]

I'll do three letters.

LOL

FML

WTF

 

[barfo]

Eighty-two and Zero

barfo

 

[Orion Bailey]

2019 Championship Ring



(That's my final entry.)

 

[hoopsjock]

Too many guards

 

[Haakzilla]

Comcast still sucks.

 

[ripcityboy]

Still Here Assholes.

 

[julius]

Moving To Vegas

Spoiler

signed El presidente

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Screwed since 2016

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Screwed since 1978

FTFY

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

FTFY

Lol I picked 2016 because of all the bad contracts, but that works too.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Honk once or...

 

[Boob-No-More]

Fuck the "Experts"!

BNM

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Fuck the "Experts"!

BNM

please tell my wife Im an expert!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

please tell my wife Im an expert!

OK, that one made me laugh

 

[Boob-No-More]

Colin Cowherd likes to do this each season--attempt to sum up each NBA team's upcoming season with just three words (more or less). However, y'all are clearly much more knowledgeable about the league, as well as probably more creative and clever than he is, so I figured I'd see what y'all would come up with. At the very least, give your 3-word summary on the Blazers.

If you actually want to see what Cowherd said about the league, I'll put them here.

When did The Herd become a BOS homer?

His comment for POR really has nothing to do with our current team, well other than maybe Chief.

BNM

 

[PtldPlatypus]

When did The Herd become a BOS homer?

His comment for POR really has nothing to do with our current team, well other than maybe Chief.

BNM

I think he's basically saying that the team is completely uninteresting, so legal pot is the only thing with which Blazer fans can console themselves.

 

[Chris Craig]

ATL Not peachy keen
BOS Eastern finals champions
BRK Portland's secret admirer
CHA Category 3 disaster
CHI Drive by shooting
CLE No Sexton Love
DAL Cold hand Luka
DEN Enjoy your Summer
DET Motor off city
GSW Super team supreme
HOU Melo'd out flop
IND Midwest's Best fest
LAC Down shit River (creek)
LAL Lebron's back ache 2.0
MEM The retirement home
MIA Butler equals wins
MIL The freak show
MIN fuckin motherfuckers, click
NOP Brow gets shaved
NYK (Spike) Lee's Ass pain
OKC Westbrick does dick
ORL Future lottery winner
PHI Who's injured now
PHX The desert exile
POR (Paul) Allen RIP City
SAC Vlade needs glade
SAS Aldridge isn't Duncan
TOR Kawhi Loanard eh
UTA Donovan's on again
WAS Howard against (the) wall

 

[trailblazer18]

Something's gotta give