Tinder

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I just sign into this. Kind of addicting. Whether it leads to anything is another thing. :MARIS61:

anyone else use it? any good stories?

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

what the fuck is tinder

 

[BrianFromWA]

Three of the younger guys at work use it and get more action than I would know what to do with. I literally watched as, in 5 minutes at lunch, he set up two hookups for that night.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Its an app on the phone. bAsically you go through peoples pictures and say if you like them or not based on the pic and a limited bio. From there, if they like you back, you get "matched" and you can message them.

Hear its good for quick hookups but is getting saturated, I came late to the party I guess.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

consensual sex app

i know a person who uses it, he goes to the bar all the time to meet them and then he takes them to a hotel and fucks them in the ass and then goes home to his wife and kids

 

[PDXFonz]

I hear it's really good if you like getting catfished.

Or you want herpes.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Yeah, from what I hear some of the girls are just down to come over, have some wine and "watch a movie".

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Yeah, from what I hear some of the girls are just down to come over, have some wine and "watch a movie".

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

 

[3RA1N1AC]

not all of them, but yeah, just meet them at the bar, my friend said that way you can just leave if you arent feeling it. if they come to your house and have a, how do i put this, misleading profile picture, you are kinda stuck. plus, drinking is fun, my friend says

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The risk/reward seems much higher than going out to a bar at night. But then again, that's assuming the sale.

Trying the coffee meets bagel app which is similar but you only get one match per day (its in the random stupid thoghts thread). Just not used to it I guess, blindly messaging someone.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

my friend said find something that works as an intro message and then just copy and paste it to everyone, eventually their replies will get predictable and you will basically be practicing and replaying the same courtship scenario until you perfect it

 

[Natebishop3]

consensual sex app

i know a person who uses it, he goes to the bar all the time to meet them and then he takes them to a hotel and fucks them in the ass and then goes home to his wife and kids

That seems highly risky. It just broadcasts you out, right? Seems to me there's a good chance someone who knows you, and your wife, would see your profile at some point.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

my friend said find something that works as an intro message and then just copy and paste it to everyone, eventually their replies will get predictable and you will basically be practicing and replaying the same courtship scenario until you perfect it

Yeah, if anything it'll strengthen my text skills, which are pretty good right now.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

on this "Coffee Meets Bagel" app, it actually sets you up with a question to get the ball rolling.

Mine this time was "When do you see yourself retiring"

Gotta think of a good answer that isn't boring or formulaeic to draw the chick in.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Its kind of crazy, the app has so many girls in front of you, you are looking for the dealbreaker whether or not you like someone or not. So far, the reason I "swipe left" on most girls is based on how dry their skin looks. haha

 

[PDXFonz]

Just remember, if she tells you she's 20, and looks 16, she's 12.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

That seems highly risky. It just broadcasts you out, right? Seems to me there's a good chance someone who knows you, and your wife, would see your profile at some point.

fear of being caught just gives my friend a raging life destruction boner

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

So far, 3 hours, no matches yet. :MARIS61:

 

[santeesioux]

This seems like an app that would have a very small amount of people in a small town like mine that is probably full of methheads with hepatitis.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

TRY IT OUT BRO.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

basically, every single 21 year old has tinder on their phone

if youre into that kind of thing

 

[santeesioux]

TRY IT OUT BRO.

I GOT SOME METH HEAD NEIGHBORS THAT WOULD PROBABLY GIVE IT UP FOR FREE WITHOUT HAVING TO INSTALL AN APP THO

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I GOT SOME METH HEAD NEIGHBORS THAT WOULD PROBABLY GIVE IT UP FOR FREE WITHOUT HAVING TO INSTALL AN APP THO

Make it an app... You can call it plenty of meth.

 

[santeesioux]

Make it an app... You can call it plenty of meth.

THEY DON'T NEED AN APP FOR THAT, LITERALLY EVERYONE THAT GETS ARRESTED DOWN HERE HAS SOME.

 

[PDXFonz]

This seems like an app that would have a very small amount of people in a small town like mine that is probably full of methheads with hepatitis.

THEY DON'T NEED AN APP FOR THAT, LITERALLY EVERYONE THAT GETS ARRESTED DOWN HERE HAS SOME.

Your last few posts read like an f'd up episode of where in the world is Carmen San Diego.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

first match came in.........




....and it was a hooker.

 

[Natebishop3]

first match came in.........




....and it was a hooker.

I bet he was smoking hot too.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I GOT SOME METH HEAD NEIGHBORS THAT WOULD PROBABLY GIVE IT UP FOR FREE WITHOUT HAVING TO INSTALL AN APP THO

Sweet. You can get herpes and meth with or without the app!

BRO!

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Tinder is for dirty sluts.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Tinder is for dirty sluts.

You realize El-P started the thread, right?