Tinder

[magnifier661]

Tinder is for dirty sluts.

I'm dirty, but my slut days are over

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I'm dirty, but my slut days are over

Until you get around sly. Then you can't wait to bend over and get some of slys red rocket

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'm getting matched more on Coffee Meets Bagel. More stable, quality career oriented chicks. hah.

nada on Tinder still.

 

[PDXFonz]

Until you get around sly. Then you can't wait to bend over and get some of slys red rocket

That was very explicit, lol.

 

[magnifier661]

Until you get around sly. Then you can't wait to bend over and get some of slys red rocket

Fuck yeah boi!!!!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

No matches in 24 hours. Crappers.

Switched to a better picture of me riding a boat in Venice, Italy instead of me posing stupidly on an LAPD motorcycle. We'll see if that works.

 

[KingSpeed]

The gays have had this for years. It's called Grindr and Scruff.

 

[KingSpeed]

Except with Grindr and Scruff, they tell you how close they are to you. 287 feet, 123 ft, etc. it's fun.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

"The call is coming from inside the house"

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I'm dirty, but my slut days are over

Once a Thai LadyBoy always a Thai LadyBoy

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The gays have had this for years. It's called Grindr and Scruff.

And before that it was called the Men's restroom!

 

[PDXFonz]

The gays have had this for years. It's called Grindr and Scruff.

Is there one called "sausage meets bagel"?

 

[illmatic99]

Tinder girls are too slutty and deceiving-- I got some dates from there back in the spring. But they all look worse in real life than in their pics, and they're all DTF.

Not what I was looking for at the time unfortunately, but the best option is to swipe right on everybody and do quality control after they match.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Still no matches on Tinder. Kind of frustrating. oh well, will just have to keep on trying.


I'm 3/4 with matches on Coffee Meets bagel. Haven't really hit any of the girls up yet, but the one I matched up today has big titties.

 

[MickZagger]

Its all about that POF, suckaz!!!!!

 

[MickZagger]

Still no matches on Tinder. Kind of frustrating. oh well, will just have to keep on trying.


I'm 3/4 with matches on Coffee Meets bagel. Haven't really hit any of the girls up yet, but the one I matched up today has big titties.

Eat.

Her.

Out.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Its all about that POF, suckaz!!!!!

Yeah? Maybe if tinder doesn't work out

 

[MickZagger]

Yeah? Maybe if tinder doesn't work out

Well....You tryin to snag some swamp donkeys? Or are you looking for the love of your life?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Well....You tryin to snag some swamp donkeys? Or are you looking for the love of your life?

Can't I do both at the same time?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Finally getting some matches. Woo woo.

 

[PDXFonz]

Finally getting some matches. Woo woo.

They finally got out on parole.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

signed up for OK Cupid. Damn, wish I did this earlier. Shit is pretty easy. :MARIS61:

Might meet up with a chick on Sunday and I have a few numbers and loose plans set up as well.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

signed up for OK Cupid. Damn, wish I did this earlier. Shit is pretty easy. :MARIS61:

Might meet up with a chick on Sunday and I have a few numbers and loose plans set up as well.

okcupid is a haven for whores. Even my buddy who is extremely socially awkward got laid on there...