"Gold glove"?...yeah, that's a very compelling award.
CA Sandy Alomar Jr. (AL 1990) 14 errors, 5.67 range factor;
1B Rafael Palmeiro (AL 1999) 28 games at 1B, 135 games as a DH;
2B Fernando Vina (NL 2002) 13 errors, 4.59 range factor;
3B Travis Fryman (AL 2000) 2.31 range factor;
SS Robin Yount (AL 1982) 24 errors, 4.82 range factor;
LF Dusty Baker (NL 1981) range factor 1.87, league range factor 2.02;
CF Andy Van Slyke (NL 1990) 8 errors -- fairly horrible for a CF;
OF Andre Dawson (NL 1988) range factor 1.86, lg range factor 1.98;
PI Jim Kaat (AL 1969) 8 errors as a pitcher, range factor very slightly better than lg avg.
You lose.