Tree Removal

[THE HCP]

Anybody know someone who an come cut down 2 medium size trees in front of my house. I need cheap labor fams!

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Just tell your wife to get a hot wax for that bush! HAMS!
Cut em' down yourself!

 

[THE HCP]

I'm serious Capt. Couv!

 

[THE HCP]

It's tough to just go on Craigslist and find somebody. I don't want to get screwed.

 

[Denny Crane]

Just tell your wife to get a hot wax for that bush! HAMS!
Cut em' down yourself!

armpits, obviously.

 

[Eastoff]

just curious, fir or leaves?

 

[THE HCP]

Leaves. The purple leaves. Cherry or Plum. They are right up next to my porch and I'm concerned about my foundation and walkway. Wife likes the shade in the summer, but I told that bitch I run the show and they are gone. Not huge, but not small. WOuld love to get rid of 'em!

 

[Denny Crane]

Shop vac.

 

[Eastoff]

Leaves. The purple leaves. Cherry or Plum. They are right up next to my porch and I'm concerned about my foundation and walkway. Wife likes the shade in the summer, but I told that bitch I run the show and they are gone. Not huge, but not small. WOuld love to get rid of 'em!

how high above your roof do they go? I'm guessing if they are just above your roof, it's short enough you can make the cuts yourself (maybe pick up a cheap gas chainsaw) Just make sure you cut it so it falls away from your house.

 

[THE HCP]

Not above my roof! I do not do manual labor fams! Rather pay and have it done right.

 

[Eastoff]

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[Eastoff]

Not above my roof! I do not do manual labor fams! Rather pay and have it done right.

If they are not above your roof, you can definitely do it yourself man! It would be VERY simple! The stump grinding I'd hire someone to do professionally.

 

[Denny Crane]

There's guys standing outside of Home Depot waiting to get hired to do this kind of thing.

 

[tlongII]

I'd do it, but I don't go over to that part of town...

 

[THE HCP]

I'd do it, but I don't go over to that part of town...

Oh shit, here we go. Ask BeerBoy, I live in a great neighborhood,he's been to my house actually! (Please no Mrs.HCP/Sex jokes!)

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Oh shit, here we go. Ask BeerBoy, I live in a great neighborhood,he's been to my house actually! (Please no Mrs.HCP/Sex jokes!)

His neighborhood is real cool. I like those older neighborhoods, the houses have character. In the newer neighborhoods like where I live, all the houses pretty much look the same.
If I had a truck or trailer to haul away the debri, I'd do it for ya.