Politics "Trump is dead" trends on Twitter/X

[SlyPokerDog]

Of only....

"I can see clearly now the orange stain is gone..."

 

[THE HCP]

Dude got shot in the head and there’s no sign of it right? He ain’t going nowhere anytime soon.

 

[Chris Craig]

Dude got shot in the head and there’s no sign of it right? He ain’t going nowhere anytime soon.

Grazed perhaps

 

[riverman]

Dude got shot in the head and there’s no sign of it right? He ain’t going nowhere anytime soon.

Uh..hate to break it to you homeslice but there's a pretty huge difference between being shot in the head and having your ear pierced!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Chris Craig]

The hipocracy

 

[Everything Beagle]

I’m so glad he’s alive, and looking so healthy!

 

[Chris Craig]

I’m so glad he’s alive, and looking so healthy!

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Look at how he holds his hand. Did he have a stroke?

 

[Chris Craig]

No wait, let me guess. They are going to claim he died, then resurrect him.

 

[Everything Beagle]

No wait, let me guess. They are going to claim he died, then resurrect him.

You know it

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

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[DaLong]

It’s not even a good photoshop. The cringe level is unbelievable. Hey at least they’re honest in their actions right?

 

[julius]

I'm not saying anything about how he is health wise, but holy shit was that some lazy Photoshop or something. Like, the lighting on the hand isn't even physically possible from inside of a car. Nor is the size even remotely accurate for his hand.

 

[Phatguysrule]

BREAKING: RFK Jr. has reportedly convinced Donald Trump to fire his White House doctors and treat his congestive heart failure with “healing crystals that realign the body’s mitochondria.”

 

[Everything Beagle]

BOOOOO

 

[crandc]

Brain worm claims he can diagnose mitochondrial disease by looking at children's faces. I would be very astonished if brain worm knew what mitochondria are.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Everything Beagle]

That is not the facial expression of a person who knows where and who he is.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

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[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Shaboid]

Honestly, I bet they're waiting until tomorrow to announce anything so the billionaires can adjust their portfolios when the market opens.

 

[Chris Craig]

Doesn't sound like him at all.

 

[riverman]

Nice to know AI has replaced Trump

 

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[Everything Beagle]

Very healthy looking.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

If MAGA really wanted Trump to feel better, they would start a GoFundMe for him.