OT TRUMP TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS!

[SlyPokerDog]

TRUMP TESTS POSITIVE!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[wizenheimer]

LIVES: Then he can use the sympathy and say that he beat the RONA.

OCTOBER SURPRISE

LOL...yeah right. Except for the insane loony-tunes base of his, the rest of the nation knows that trump has been a raving idiot about Covid since the beginning and has been massively irresponsible. So then, he get slammed by karma and deserved rough justice testing positive, and people are going to give him the sympathy vote? More like the people who think he's an idiot weren't voting for him anyway, and the small minority that weren't completely sure he's an idiot will now know he is, and vote Biden

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

October surprise

 

[Lanny]

TRUMP TESTS POSITIVE!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

LOL...yeah right. Except for the insane loony-tunes base of his, the rest of the nation knows that trump has been a raving idiot about Covid since the beginning and has been massively irresponsible. So then, he get slammed by karma and deserved rough justice testing positive, and people are going to give him the sympathy vote? More like the people who think he's an idiot weren't voting for him anyway, and the small minority that weren't completely sure he's an idiot will now know he is, and vote Biden

All will be revealed.

 

[calvin natt]

Wow.

 

[BigGameDamian]

Well, Trump tests positive.

 

[BigGameDamian]

It is what it is!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Is Pence President now?

 

[calvin natt]

Burn

 

[barfo]

He really really didn't want to do another debate.

barfo

 

[RR7]

Womp womp

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Is Pence President now?

Not until he asks mother.

 

[BigGameDamian]

What about Trump's health care plan?

 

[wizenheimer]

All will be revealed.

you didn't imagine one scenario: that both trump and Biden keel over from Covid because trump gave it to Biden because he was launching bile and saliva all over that stage at the debate...that shithole debate was really a really toxic trainwreck, and then it's Harris against Pence and black america shows up to vote like they did in 2008 and 2012, and pence is as exciting as a white vinyl floor, and Harris wins.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wait.... update.

Trump says he can't release his test results because they are under audit.

 

[Lanny]

What about Trump's health care plan?

He relies on Doctor Vinnie Boombotz.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

you didn't imagine one scenario: that both trump and Biden keel over from Covid because trump gave it to Biden because he was launching bile and saliva all over that stage at the debate...that shithole debate was really a really toxic trainwreck, and then it's Harris against Pence and black america shows up to vote like they did in 2008 and 2012, and pence is as exciting as a white vinyl floor, and Harris wins.

lol

 

[calvin natt]

God if these twats got Biden sick

 

[ehizzy3]

It was only a matter of time. I hope he and the First Lady fully recover!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

He wouldn’t have tested positive if he simply didn’t get tested for the virus.

 

[calvin natt]

He will be fine. Asymptomatic with Melania. He will come back and everyone will be able to say “see! It’s a hoax it’s not a big deal”.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[theprunetang]

What if he is making it up? Basically changes the news cycle from "Trump won't denounce white supremacists" to "Trump has covid, and recovers from it in record time, proving that the virus isn't a big deal, and that he is the healthiest president ever".

 

[PDXFonz]

@SlyPokerDog Got cold feet and deleted his tweet because he didn't want to cause a panic!

 

[e_blazer]

Masks might have helped prevent this. Who knew?

Covidiot.

 

[SlyPokerDog]