OT Trump Wants To Buy Greenland

[SlyPokerDog]

The U.S. must take Greenland by force

On Sunday, Trump confirmed that he would be interested in buying the territory from Denmark and that “we’ll talk to them” about it. “Essentially, it’s a large real estate deal,” Trump explained, reasoning that Denmark might be willing to part with the huge land mass because “they carry it at a great loss.”

The great Danes reacted indignantly. “Greenland is not for sale,” Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen proclaimed on a defensive visit to the island Sunday, calling the idea “an absurd discussion” and saying “I strongly hope that this is not meant seriously.”

Fighting words! There is only one proper response to such intransigence: The United States must take Greenland by force.

https://www.sltrib.com/opinion/commentary/2019/08/20/dana-milbank-us-must-take/

But a U.S. attack on Greenland would meet the definition of a just war. It would be an act of self-defense against a violent people: Erik the Red, who founded the first European settlement in Greenland, was exiled from Iceland for his murderous ways.

Besides, Greenland attacked us first. It was 1,019 years ago, give or take — and they still celebrate it: In the town of Qassiarsuk, according to the website VisitGreenland.com, stands a bronze statue of Leif Eriksson — one of Erik the Red’s sons — on the site from which the Viking departed to invade North American shores.

Greenland hit us again, in 1912: It is well established that the iceberg that sank the Titanic originated in Greenland.

 

[andalusian]

The great poet Marcellus (that one from Hamlet, not Pulp Fiction) famously said "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark".

And thus it was written and the great general Donald (bone spur) T. rode on a golden encrusted beast to cross the Appalachian mountains and concurred Denmark and the people rejoiced and forever sang his praises.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Denmark, SC 29042/@33.3142973,-81.1565605,14z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x88f922953d3b574f:0x3c9e6189fa043a7f!8m2!3d33.3226546!4d-81.1423236?hl=en

 

[riverman]

Greenland would be his contingency plan after he loses over half the country...he might be able to keep about 13 colonies

 

[Lanny]

Greenland would be his contingency plan after he loses over half the country...he might be able to keep about 13 colonies

Go for the airports.

 

[barfo]

Denmark offers to buy America from Russia

Mette Frederiksen, the Prime Minister of Denmark has reportedly expressed an interest in buying the Russian controlled territory of the United States of America.

Rich in natural resources and fuckwits the territory covers almost 10 million square kilometers and is said to contain huge oil and gas reserves and the largest number of fatties on the planet.

Russian Premier Vladimir Putin who bought the US with a Betamax videotape of two prostitutes urinating on a dementia patient told The Rochdale Herald.

barfo

 

[Chris Craig]

Go for the airports.

Remake of The Terminal staring Trump

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]