Politics Trumpanzee Hires the BEST People

[Fez Hammersticks]

Top Trump Departures:

Yates
Flynn
Walsh
Comey
Dubke
Shaub
McFarland
Corralo
Spicer
Priebus
Mooch
Bannon
Gorka
Icahn
Price
Powell
Manigault
Dearborn
McCabe
Porter
Raffel
Hicks
Cohn
Tillerson
McEntee
McMaster
Shulkin
Anton
Bossert
Pruitt
Short
Haley
Sessions
Kelly
Ayers
Zinke
Mattis



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[Chris Craig]

Never before have there been so many departures by the 2nd year of a presidents term

 

[Spud147]

Is that the last of The Trump's Generals he was so proud of hiring?

 

[jonnyboy]

Yeah establishment hacks and war mongers dont much care for him.

 

[riverman]

 

[Spud147]

Yeah establishment hacks and war mongers dont much care for him.

So were they the best people who turned into establishment hacks and war mongers after they were hired or were they always establishment hacks and war mongers who duped Trump the stable genius?

 

[riverman]

Two words are all Trump could memorize without fucking up...

 

[jonnyboy]

So were they the best people who turned into establishment hacks and war mongers after they were hired or were they always establishment hacks and war mongers who duped Trump the stable genius?

Always were.

 

[Spud147]

Two words are all Trump could memorize without fucking up...

Let's not exaggerate @riverman - he knows how to say "supersize that" at McDonalds too.

 

[riverman]

war mongers dont much care for him.

His first agenda when in office was to sell a shit ton of weapons to Saudi Arabia....maybe you don't understand what war mongers really do...build and sell war machines. Trump now has his first toy soldiers of his life...he's going to play with them. A war monger would send troops to the border of Mexico to arrest women and children I guess.

 

[riverman]

Let's not exaggerate @riverman - he knows how to say "supersize that" at McDonalds too.

Trump begs for exaggeration...it's like sneezing after someone else does.

 

[CupWizier]

Let's not exaggerate @riverman - he knows how to say "supersize that" at McDonalds too.

Or the famous recorded line "where's my diet coke".

 

[Spud147]

Always were.

So the Cheeto in charge was duped, how is that possible when he's like really smart and hires the best people? #MAGA

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Yeah establishment hacks and war mongers dont much care for him.

Ok, MAGS.

 

[dviss1]

Yeah establishment hacks and war mongers dont much care for him.

Why did he hire them then?

He was hired to drain the swamp....

 

[jonnyboy]

So the Cheeto in charge was duped, how is that possible when he's like really smart and hires the best people? #MAGA

Ok, MAGS.

Good rebukes guys, really insightful. Gave me a lot to think about.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

It's just the secretary that resigned. Jared could have his secretary fill the job.

 

[Lanny]

Top Trump Departures:

Yates
Flynn
Walsh
Comey
Dubke
Shaub
McFarland
Corralo
Spicer
Priebus
Mooch
Bannon
Gorka
Icahn
Price
Powell
Manigault
Dearborn
McCabe
Porter
Raffel
Hicks
Cohn
Tillerson
McEntee
McMaster
Shulkin
Anton
Bossert
Pruitt
Short
Haley
Sessions
Kelly
Ayers
Zinke
Mattis



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You left out junior, Ivanka and Kushner.

 

[jonnyboy]

Why did he hire them then?

He was hired to drain the swamp....

Fuck if I know. I'd say he got duped, to quote others in the forum.

 

[riverman]

For a complete resume the list should include people who refused to work for him under any capacity when offered positions

 

[dviss1]

Fuck if I know. I'd say he got duped, to quote others in the forum.

Stop.... Say it with me once...

It's his fault...

 

[Lanny]

His first agenda when in office was to sell a shit ton of weapons to Saudi Arabia....maybe you don't understand what war mongers really do...build and sell war machines. Trump now has his first toy soldiers of his life...he's going to play with them. A war monger would send troops to the border of Mexico to arrest women and children I guess.

He didn't sell that many to Saudi Arabia. He claimed to have sold $500 Billion worth and created over 1 Million jobs. He actually sold about $1 Billion and perhaps ten thousand jobs. He's a lying ass.

 

[Chris Craig]

Let's not exaggerate @riverman - he knows how to say "supersize that" at McDonalds too.

Must have been real hard for him when they stopped doing that. Maybe they do it for him anyway because Donnie is special

 

[Spud147]

You left out junior, Ivanka and Kushner.

They're not gone yet but I'm thinking they might be getting indicted for Christmas so there's still time!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

It's like Trump supporters are in an abusive relationship. No matter what happens it's always, "it's not you honey, it was him. He was a bad man."

 

[jonnyboy]

Stop.... Say it with me once...

It's his fault...

Its his fault.

 

[MarAzul]

He's a lying ass.

You have held both positions Lanny. But I doubt it was expert training.

 

[Chris Craig]

Fuck if I know. I'd say he got duped, to quote others in the forum.

Excuses

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Why is Mags so salty?

 

[dviss1]

Why are the MAGAs so salty?

FTFY,