Like ARod is DH? Keep the has-been in until he breaks down? Great plan.
Revision Y- to original plan, do everything opposite of
"the plan"...
A- Call Psychic hotline, for leads on acquisitions, and who should play when and where
B - get rid of young talent
- fire all scouts who fill out reports on anyone under 32
C -spend more money for 32+ yr old Free Agents (sign for 10 yrs). FA's returning from off season surgery get bonuses, more playing time too.
- hold out until Harper and Trout are available, then spend entire payroll for decade to follow, on both. Use rookie ball roster to fill the gaps
- fervently pursue all Scott Bor-ass clients
- Pay top dollar to players all teams pass on, mediocrity is the new perfection
C - File petition with Commish, to allow dual rosters. Fielder's not required to bat, [allow entire new (2nd) 9 man roster; 1 lineup for hitting, another for fielding].
- Abolish DL, inactive players can play to this standard set by Hanky
D= From Trashman and Tadpoles secret files: (Comic Books) ***
- find this guy, and sell the Planet to obtain- "he's real, we saw him on TV commercials, and he's even got his own movies". Hell hire Her also, I hear she she's a hit....
*** nothing wrong with comic books or cb fans, usually most know reality vs fiction, less the 2 clowns running the show, or is Trashman merely Hanky's own personal mascot/fanboy?
