Twas NBA draft eve....

[MickZagger]

.....and all through the board, not a scuzzbucket was roaming, not even a troll.

 

[magnifier661]

That was pretty good!

 

[MickZagger]

That was pretty good!

Not bad for a hair lip?

 

[magnifier661]

Nope. Not even bad for a black democratic ups driver

 

[ABM]

That was pretty good!

True sarcasm doesn't need green font.

 

[MickZagger]

Nope. Not even bad for a black democratic ups driver

I swing a little bit bigger stick than most.

 

[magnifier661]

True sarcasm doesn't need green font.

I was actually being serious

 

[MickZagger]

True sarcasm doesn't need green font.

Its not our fault that you can't see the rhythm and blues in that post.

 

[ABM]

Its not our fault that you can't see the rhythm and blues in that post.

K


..

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Not true.

Denny was trolling earlier with his Boozer/Taj/Rip atrocity of an offer.

 

[PapaG]

[video=youtube;y1i-Yw7s-Pw]

 

[magnifier661]

Its not our fault that you can't see the rhythm and blues in that post.

Abm is so white... I can picture him doing the Eddie Murphy impersonation of white guys dancing.

 

[MickZagger]

K


..

Lighten up Francis. I think it just went over your head.

 

[Further]

Twas NBA draft eve
and all through the board,
not a scuzzbucket was roaming,
not even a troll.

David Stern was fixing
All sorts of trades
So the teams of his liking
Get players of top grades

The GM's were nestled
One per war room
With big boards detailing
Which players spelled doom

10 players in hotels
Ready to attend
Smoke their last joint
Before millions they spend






Everyone add some verses.

 

[PapaG]

Three more verses


David Stern was fixing
All sorts of trades
So the teams of his liking
Get players of top grades

The GM's were nestled
One per war room
With big boards detailing
Which players spelled doom

10 players in hotels
Ready to attend
Smoke their last joint
Before millions they spend

[video=youtube;bcat1eLrhkk]

 

[magnifier661]

Oh that was awesome GOD

 

[PapaG]

Oh that was awesome GOD

[video=youtube;wllN1i8bR2w]

 

[MickZagger]

Oh that was awesome GOD

Your turn.

Lets keep this going. Its making my mole hair stand up.

 

[ABM]

Lighten up Francis. I think it just went over your head.

K

 

[magnifier661]

[video=youtube;wllN1i8bR2w]

Haha

 

[ABM]

Lighten up Francis. I think it just went over your head.

You have no idea what my sense of humor/understanding is.......Francis.

That's OK, though. It's just a nameless, faceless, aimless message board.....of which I carelessly dive into the frivolity on a regular basis.

 

[ABM]

Abm is so white... I can picture him doing the Eddie Murphy impersonation of white guys dancing.

Yeah, sumthin' like that, sure.

 

[magnifier661]

Your turn.

Lets keep this going. Its making my mole hair stand up.

Bastard!!!!!! Okay let me give it a shot.

The cameras zoom in
Each player looks daft
Another player picked
Before them in the draft

The fans sit and wait
They hope for the best
They've waited all year
For that diamond that's left

 

[magnifier661]

Yeah, sumthin' like that, sure.

Don't worry brother. I can't even dance like a white guy. I think I even bite my lip too!

 

[ABM]

Don't worry brother. I can't even dance like a white guy. I think I even bite my lip too!

Dancing is of the devil.

 

[Further]

What first will happen
Will Noel be the pick
no offense to speak of
So thin he looks sick

Slick suits and hot watches
Each struts as he enters
Stern looking petit
At the new Barclays Center

The numbers get higher
But still two players seated
One walks on the stage
The other defeated.

 

[PapaG]

Anustart

 

[Further]

Bastard!!!!!! Okay let me give it a shot.

The cameras zoom in
Each player looks daft
Another player picked
Before them in the draft

The fans sit and wait
They hope for the best
They've waited all year
For that diamond that's left

Very nice!

 

[crandc]

Good job, GOD.

As to silence on the board, it's not MY fault they stuck the draft in the middle of Pride Week. I've been otherwise occupied evenings.

 

[oldmangrouch]

Dancing is of the devil.

Only if you are dancing to the soundtrack of a gay porn movie!